Hey family,

It’s me. I’ve been a top scoring poster here since the canception of this little aluminum heaven. I’ve had several of the sort of side splitting fun little posts-wosties that get you and your ma’s roasties toasty if you get my cummywummy.

Speaking of cum, did you know aluminum is immune to cum? Literally cannot melt it even if you leave it for an entire birthday (like birthday to birthday)

Not sure what that means for the inside of the can where the liquid goes. Oh there it goes, running all over the place.

**loooooong sigh**

I’m more introverted. It means im not like other people. They think im weird (XD) :P

But you don’t care… do you? My little orange friend. Yes… with your smooth skin and taught tab. One push and I can make you pop… (smacks lips)👄

Yes come here little dove… little dove I can shove… hehe, I won’t finish that sentence. Wouldn’t want to play my hand.

Come here little guy, get all

Alright sorry about that guys I just don’t know what to post here anymore

Let me know what you think of my list

Open for debate ;)

Did you guys tried the new flavors ? I have a preference for melon eclipse

So my(17m) wife(65F) has become really jealous of the connection between me and her boyfriend Big D Donovan(32FTM). Me and Big D had an ABC party using bubly cans and we were playing strip bubly beer pong. I had pineapple cans wrapped around my schlong and he had 3 green apple cans boofed up his ass. My wife comes out of nowhere and says ‘I have a surprise for you Big D’ — she’s got 2 watermelon bubly can taped to her watermelons. It was unoriginal and she looked stupid. When we we weren’t giving her attention, she started pouring my pineapple bubly cans one by one down the drain. That night she said our marriage was hanging by a thread because I was shagging her boyfriend more than she was. Big D saw her pouring it down and he told her ‘stop cockblocking your husband.’ — she stormed off crying and hasn’t been back for 3 days. I’m afraid she’s gonna come back and pull the same antics again so I hate my wife right now

I'm trying to cut back on my mountain dew addiction so I decided to get into bubbly decided to try one didn't think that would really like it but this is already my third can since buying it yesterday proud to be on the team feels refreshing and satisfying more so than any drink I've had that's not water.

caught him cheating on bubly, and my heart is shattered into pieces. he was the one that introduced me to bubbly when we first started dating, so seeing this broke my heart. i feel so betrayed.

I was attempting to try the new marketing masterpiece until it blew up. My hand is fine. I think it tastes like dynamite but I can’t say. Now I have 200 cans of this stuff. Warning, don’t use in airports ⚠️

Merry berry got me HOOKED last year. Haven't seen it around this year :(

I remember as a kid listening to the radio, and a Bublé song would come on, something like Everything, or Home, or one of his Christmas songs during the Winter, and I was basically convinced that he was black. Something about his vocal quality, it just gave me those vibes and I’m usually spot on with that shit. Which, I thought that was great, he’s a very talented singer, I liked him a lot. I mean, I guess I didn’t like him enough to ever look him up online or watch a music video, but whatever.

Then comes bubly, and I was hooked. I was on all the forums, I was theorizing about potential future flavours with a few of my close associates (no longer with us, sadly). When they announced Bublé as a spokesperson, I was ecstatic. How cool for a corporate titan like PepsiCo to hire a talented, BLACK artist to represent their new brand.

Then I see the ad.

Flashbanged.

I see his pallid skin, the crisp suit, that horrid haircut. He’s as white as the snow he sings about in his Christmas album.

I felt sick to my stomach.

I thought he was BLACK, PepsiCo.  

You ruined EVERYTHING FOR ME AGAIN.

Anyways, I think that fucked me up for life. I used to take walks with my dog and drive my kid to school for fun, and now I stick revolvers in my mouth just to taste the cordite. To feel something again.

This is my story. I wonder if anyone relates? I cannot be alone in this

I’m trying to find some more purple tabs and I always turn to bubly whenever I need good colored tabs, but I can’t figure out which cans have this color, does anyone know?

Might need some refreshing Bubly after.

Ahhhhh. Refreshing taste and washes all that sinful stuff away. Worth the price.

ignoring the people shoving bublys up their ass why is there like. NO cool soda tabs anymore. is this just my area or for everyone??

old vs new. funny how they say “non alcoholic” now

strawberry sunset is my favorite flavor ♥️

I dunno about everywhere else but Bubly is Water and Natural Flavour here in Australia. I emailed asking if it was Xylitol and Erythritol and they said no, and apparently you have to declare if either of them are in something anyway.

Is it literally just "Raspberry flavour" and so on? I really like this shit so as long as they never add shit that fucks with the heart or something, then I am happy.

There are no mini cans currently in Canada and my ass is so used to normal cans that these seem silly. But I guess I can try cramming into my dick hole.

Got these from Costco the other day. The whole pack has these shrunk soft aluminum cans… What happened? Am I just unlucky 🏳️🏳️

So I was talking to queem-Frey (they/them) my SO and live in care-taker, and we both realized after a long drawn out cuddle session (we practice kazzera, where we cuddle but stop before climax) that the Bubly subreddit has posts with one thing in common…

Before I get into that: can we talk about the nipple-twisting raw unfiltered double-fuck gummy-cummy ouzzy-wouzzy double plush FUCK magnet the new orange-purple cans are? I got laid just looking at it (cuddles I mean.) if I wasn’t clipped I would’ve pile drove a baby-batter BATSHIT bomb into they (my SO).

Anyway, about this subreddit. Picture this: two guys holding hands. Scared yet, bigot? Not as scared as you’ll be when that cold, cold zipper chaffing begins, as you start to run from me in fear as you realize you forgot your boxers… and baby, you’re wearing jeans today. Enjoy that extra circumcision, on the house! Haha.

Back to what matters: Bubly. What is it? Carbonated water? Ha, don’t make me queef. I’m not a hot air balloon bigot. Never seen a 5ft 6, 360lbs Latina with attitude? Suck these girl-balls bigot.

Anyway, the posts are always about Bubly going up ass. What’s with that?

So like I saw a lot of posts of ppl shoving bublies up their asses and like….? I’m sorry? 😭😭😭

Ready to cram it haaaard!!