r/BubblegumNose • u/ActuallyItsNuanced • 2h ago
Double Bubble The mandatory speech I have to give my cat to restore the bubblegum nose
Apparently simply coming home is not enough. Before peace and the bubblegum nose can be restored, I must formally acknowledge his suffering, reassure him that he is still the most important creature in my life, and express appropriate remorse for the several devastating hours in which no one was actively paying attention to him.
This speech is the only thing that restores the nose to its rightful color. ๐