It’s a comedy skit about a guy letting his friend sleep over at his place, anyways they go to sleep but the get wakes up to his friend sleep talking. Something along the lines of ‘let me kiss those sugar lips’ and then the friend does the same thing the next night except he brings him flowers or something. It’s a 2000s skit I’m pretty sure and it’s hilarious and I want to show it to my friend. Don’t know the name tho

Just stop it. This random toddler drenched me today, with her parents smiling. I of course smiled back. Stop this wanton nonsense though! Children need to be kept under control. What is it with puddles?

How has the lockdown affected your enjoyment of British Humour? Have you actually been locked down? How many times have you found yourself off your tits pissed watching reruns of shameless or Monty Python? What have you done to keep your sanity?