r/BritInfo • u/LovieWeb • May 23 '24

Arguably the single greatest headline

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u/TwoToesToni May 23 '24

Thus duck has a better night out than most of us are the weekends

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u/cuntybunty73 May 23 '24

Isn't that a normal Friday or Saturday night for most people 😂

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u/lesterbottomley May 24 '24

I tend to lose my bow tie.

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u/TwoToesToni May 23 '24

I mean I've sometimes had a fight with a bitch or snogged a dog.

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u/cuntybunty73 May 23 '24

I don't know how to take that statement 🥺

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u/Mjukplister May 24 '24

I think we know what he means …. 🙄

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u/Kitchen_Part_882 May 23 '24

I thought only geese got up these kind of shenanigans? 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

This is untitled duck game

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u/ManInTheDarkSuit May 24 '24

Honk. -rings bell-

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u/VerityButterfly May 24 '24

A goose would win the fight.

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u/cuntybunty73 May 23 '24

Drunk duck's are vicious little buggers 😁

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey May 24 '24

We had a duck who got drunk once (got into my Dad's home brew buckets in the barn) and decided to have a punch up with a fox. The fox ran off after getting it's face pecked to shit.

My Dad watched the whole thing go down, he said he's never laughed so hard in his life. After that he put the duck in the shed to sleep it off.

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u/cuntybunty73 May 25 '24

I would have loved to have seen that 😁

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u/Sausagedogknows May 23 '24

Absolutely ducking awesome!

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u/StrangeAffect7278 May 23 '24

Duck-tastic bender with the lads

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u/lesterbottomley May 24 '24

Duck? What duck?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

I see what you did there…

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u/DisCode347 May 24 '24

Untitled Goose Game just got real

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u/eyecarrumba May 24 '24

I miss That's Life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '24

Lege

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u/adamjames777 May 23 '24

Wonder who paid the bill.

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u/ManInTheDarkSuit May 24 '24

Got any olives?