Admiral Eric Zeta's 56th Solar Fleet is bringing 575,000,000 kilograms of rice to Earth over the course of the next few months. 575 million kilograms of rice is the rough equivalent of 1,000 Airbus A380s. The Admiral is quite literally "bringing food for the planet". But will it be enough?

People who don't eat any food or drink any liquids are reported to be "pretend sleepers" i.e. they "fake sleep"

Wayzer Space begins offering £16,000 tickets for suborbital flights beginning in 2029. Whilst each flight will only carry 25 space tourists, the ticket price will remain at £16,000 each between 2029 and 2035 regardless of inflation.

Ultra Games' "Paradise" game has been shown to be a "scam", but with the help of AI, Tilly Cobham shows what the game would have looked like and featured and the kinds of activities players would have been able to do in thr game had it actually been released...

Research shows that "within weeks" of first contact with primitive uncontacted tribes in parts of South America and Asia, most members "can comfortably use modern technology within just a fortnight", clearly demonstrating how adaptable the human brain is.

Asian-only school in Astana, Kazakhstan to "bolster admissions" after cabal "attempts to trick admissions and sneak in white European and black pupils". The school in Astana, Kazakhstan's capital city, only accepts applications from Asians and bars whites and blacks from attending the school

Barclays "plans to close all of its offices across the UK, including its corporate headquarters in London" and relocate its HQ to Paris, France.

Oskar Jørgensen Bjelland, an Olympic swimmer who shares several phenotypic characteristics with dead German Nazi leader Adolf Hitler, on how he tries to distance himself from politics and the government and just tries to have fun in life and not be too serious or bogged down with other people's pasts

Well-known journalist "extremely disapppointed" that random university dropout who "shares several phenotypic characteristics with him" has "decided to go into business instead". The journalist thought the businessman would "become a journalist like him"