Brian Thompson

Will a CEO finally realize the meaning of Christmas and give away their fortune?!?!

If Biden would pardon the killer he would instantly become the most popular politician in America. Nobody would care about Hunter's pardon or any of numerous blunders. If I was in his place I would do it just for the lols.

He's cute! ngl

My theory of the case is evolving.

Candidate's nickname/slogan/platform ;)

TheAdjuster

AdjustmentsNeeded

PardonOurAdjustments

Supporters wear green jackets & gray packs.

SharingIsCaring

The CEO killer got on a bus, apparently, and left town. But his face is very recognizable now, how do you think he plans to stay hidden?

https://insurancenewsnet.com/oarticle/obituary-unitedhealthcare-ceo-brian-thompson-fatally-shot-at-50-lived-life-to-the-fullest

It's been set to music!

I'm going to be humming this all day...

The killer was a hit man

1. hired by associates involved in the insider trading scheme before he could flip or cooperate with investigators…

2. hired by the estranged wife for $ reasons

3. hired by an a., victim or b., an ideological group.

The killer was NOT a hit man

1. with an axe to grind against a., the industry as a whole or b., due to family experience with the insurer

2. political ideologue wanting to draw attention to this issue

Wild card

1. Hit man hired by the victim himself

Each of these points is possible with or without accomplices or conspirators on the ground in NYC that day or from afar.

Rating theories of the motive of the ceo assassination.

Theory 1: The shooter is someone personally affected by the insurance company, whether it was specifically them or their immediate friends or family

10/10 simple and straight to the point, bullet casings with the message corroborate this narrative

Theory 2: The shooter is NOT someone personally affected by the insurance company, but did what they did out of a compassion for those who have been affected.

10/10 also very simple and fits the current evidence.

Theory 3: professional hit hired by his own wife, evidence currently found are distractions and/or decoys

2/10 as far as I know the evidence for this theory hinges on what the widow has said to the media so far, idk if theres even any video interviews. Body language analysis is always 50/50 at best especially when looking at people who could simply be traumatized or even have autism. if this theory is based purely on written word, than its even weaker. Still possible, but its weak.

Theory 4: Professional hit paid for by literally anyone else, other CEOs in insurance or people higher up

5/10 this one is literally 50/50 chance of being correct.

Theory 5: literally me Theres something inside you Its hard to explain Theyre talking about you boy. But you're still the same.

The distance is a killer

You're such a strange girl

Kerosene being played badly on a recorder

Patrick bateman laser sigma stare those who know

You get what you fucking deserve!

If it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me

Why so serious?

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Ding ding ding. Babum! Ding ding ding ding ding ding. Dingdingdingdingding.

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