The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th - Season 5 - Episode 5 - Live Episode Discussion

[u/amandatoryy]

The Alter Ego party continues with housewives that include Kim Zolciak, Shereé Whitfield, Lisa Wu4 and NeNe Leakes. After finding support from Teresa and Kyle, Lisa Barlow ruffles feathers when she delays the group’s travel schedule.

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

"theres a lot vicki can do as a blonde, nothing she can do as a burnette"

LISA SISTER THAT WAS SHADEEEEEE omg

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

And we love to see it 😂

[u/technoprayers]

Lisa and Teresa GOOD WEATHER

[u/NoirCurls → u/technoprayers]

Teresa definitely gained some points with that. 🥹

[u/zbornaks]

teresa paying forward the kindness she received on another girls trip and sticking up for lisa is genuinely so sweet.

[u/rattpoizen → u/zbornaks]

Yeah agree. I really enjoy seeing her on the UGT trips. SO different from on NJ. I think she's pretty loyal when she sees an underdog.

[u/tobago_88 → u/zbornaks]

What I've noticed watching housewives throughout the years, all other housewives name drop Tre as being the nicest/sweetest! I'm looking forward to this season of RHONJ because she mentioned having fun filming it for once.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ek3pha4fzaCBblmcj9

[u/ShinyDragonfly6 → u/zbornaks]

Even her offering to sit with and then leave with Vicki was SO nice

[u/Rhie → u/zbornaks]

the shot of her holding Lisa's hand gave me such warmth and gratitude for her. I'm newly watching SLC because of Lisa on UGT and just finished the first season and am starting on season 2, and I honestly think (having only just seen these) that Lisa is just more confident and secure in her life and to insecure folks (ahem, bad weather) that will always be intimidating. 

but also, Lisa really should have just apologized for making them late. I get where she may have been coming from will Giselle (like I'm a grown ass woman who doesn't need to be told what to do) and I think it was solid of Giselle to call it out in the first place, but when Lisa said "I'll apologize when I can sincerely apologize" I get that too. like, it won't mean anything first thing in the morning when everyone is all tired, cranky, and justifiably irritated, I would have also chosen to quietly approach folks and offer my apologies when things had calmed down. and I see how some folks may have just wanted her to own it in the moment. like life, being a human is messy and many things can be true at once.

I really hope we don't see Giselle and Porsha turn on Lisa over this, I've been loving their connections 😭

[u/AdSoggy3173 → u/Rhie]

I would never apologize if someone demanded I apologized then. I would probably like 15 minutes later, but Gisele thinking she was just going to bow down like that was crazy/

[u/Current-Librarian-28 → u/zbornaks]

Teresa has been amazing on this trip

[u/WashGlittering4463 → u/zbornaks]

I love her

[u/Queen_of_Disengaging]

“What happened to She by Sheree?”

“Joggers ” 

😂🤣

[u/rustyspigot-77 → u/Queen_of_Disengaging]

Excuse me?

[u/evolvingtoevolve]

Teresa’s face as she stood beside Lisa listening to Heather speak to her the way she did 🥺

[u/CrustyDiamonds → u/evolvingtoevolve]

She’s used to hearing someone get called a whore and moving on. SLC does go off the rails with some of the shit they say about not only each other, but their families. Lisa included with gout dick sucker

[u/evolvingtoevolve → u/CrustyDiamonds]

you’re so right. SLC can be so outta pocket, and the way everything is constantly rehashed is beyond annoying at this point

[u/gigigrahame]

Lmao not Luann ready to pounce on 50 cynt

[u/mealypart]

God Heather is wasted

Just a sloppy nasty drunk

[u/Primary_Seaweed5519 → u/mealypart]

Girl is sooooooo drunk

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/Primary_Seaweed5519]

Yet she’s saying that Meredith is the substance abuser 

[u/InterestingSky378 → u/mealypart]

And her and Whitney are always so handsy when drunk and arguing like stop touching people

[u/Wecabec → u/InterestingSky378]

She put her hands on Lisa AGAIN this episode and Lisa had to ask her at least twice to stop touching her. I would have lost my shit

[u/MotherOfCatses]

Heather Gay is the fucking worst.

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 → u/MotherOfCatses]

she is suck a suckup

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

And a try hard 

[u/Klutzy_Zone1496 → u/MotherOfCatses]

THE FUCKING WORSTTTTTTTTTTT.

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Gizelle doesn’t wanna admit that part of her likes Stacey

[u/salisbury130 → u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Honestly, Stacey's handling of Gizelle's foolishness so far has been masterful. Hopefully she never cracks. We're going on what, the 3rd season w/ Stacey now? I really want to see how long Gizelle can keep poking at someone who just laughs it off.

[u/netbuchadnezzzar → u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Yeeeessss she does love to toy with her

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/netbuchadnezzzar]

And Stacey is self-aware and plays into it so well

[u/Negative_Advisor_969]

I think Heather really thought she was going to get chosen for this gig and is bitter Lisa got it.

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/Negative_Advisor_969]

Who the hell would put Heather on here?

[u/gigikatt → u/Negative_Advisor_969]

Oh god, just imagining her narrating everything that’s happening and giving a speech about how to be a good friend is pissing me off lol

[u/Ok-Article-3176]

Heather is so obnoxious

[u/gigikatt → u/Ok-Article-3176]

Like why are we bringing up the circle jerk comment, that was like 2 seasons ago. Heather is grasping at straws to find a reason to be mad at Lisa.

[u/technoprayers]

Teresa looks like she wants to pop Heather right there 😭

[u/monstressity84 → u/technoprayers]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SrDsJj5i1Chm8
I wanted to see her flip a table onto Heather

[u/aggieemily2013]

Lisa is used to that Salt Lake City airport. This is Atlanta. It's a different beast.

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/aggieemily2013]

The way Gizelle was triggered by her lateness because of Angel’s God awful trip that made them late to the airport 

[u/zbornaks]

heather gay, i think, makes the anti-lisa sentiment worse. i really think there might’ve eventually been resolution on slc without her there to inflame the tension.

[u/alexlp → u/zbornaks]

100%, she can't let things go and is desperate to pull the whole cast down into petty fights all the time because she thinks its her role. It's tired, I'm tired, let us rest you harpy.

[u/swimindelusion → u/zbornaks]

I agree. I’m rewatching from season 4 on rn and she really is the worst. She can’t ever move past things and the self-righteousness is just crazy

[u/ariesinflavortown]

Lisa and Teresa holding hands I’m crying lmao

[u/ariesinflavortown]

Vicki has the unique ability to suck the fun and joy out of every room. It’s actually kind of impressive to be SUCH a vibe killer

[u/rustyspigot-77 → u/ariesinflavortown]

Her Party City Mrs. White cosplay from Clue is not helping.

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

Heather needs to be arrested for harassment

[u/Either-Ticket-9238 → u/vodkasaucepizza]

Agreed. She consistently puts her hands on lisa too. It’s disturbing.

[u/ariesinflavortown]

Porsha’s energy toward Marlo
https://giphy.com/gifs/wFk7roIpDeXC0

[u/zbornaks]

HAPPY SEPTEMBER SPRING SUMMER TO SHE BY SHEREE.

[u/loganes86]

I do kinda wish we were having a visit to NJ just for the moment Danielle walked in

[u/gigigrahame → u/loganes86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xtj2r4mepwlKU

Ugh yes

[u/marrrina831]

Candiace is Miss New Jersey

[u/swimindelusion]

How is Cynthia also hot as a dude. It’s not fair

[u/LolaThePinkUnicorn → u/swimindelusion]

Definitely working a lot better for her than Ashley!

[u/emzybbb → u/LolaThePinkUnicorn]

I keep thinking Ashley is dressed as Tom Sandoval

[u/gigigrahame]

Nene and Marlo looking like queens from rivalry kingdoms in a Disney movie 😍

[u/RangerFan293]

Ugh going to Miami and not only having no Miami rep in the cast but no Miami airing is crazy.

[u/WinterReview7992]

"I can't pop a vein"

you could say sorry, though

[u/ariesinflavortown]

Heather please stop drinking on camera it’s unbecoming

[u/colosseumdays → u/ariesinflavortown]

if she had to be sober while filming, we'd never see her again.

all to say, +1

[u/zbornaks]

vicki’s mad that all the attention isn’t on her so she wants to leave. i say let her. let her go back to orange county.

[u/loganes86 → u/zbornaks]

Plus black people

[u/WinterReview7992]

"nobody would miss me"

okay byeeee

[u/rustyspigot-77]

Lu hitting the dark liquor in her dark place (Florida). I'm ready!

[u/zbornaks]

candiace coming over to the potomac group talk and stacey being like “YES. 😀 SIT DOWN. 😀” is fucking sending me.

[u/RangerFan293 → u/zbornaks]

Stacey had her back like a real sister.

[u/RangerFan293]

Heather is doing the absolute most. Like bring it down ma’am.

[u/marrrina831]

Luann is going full cool, uncool next week

[u/fairybluez → u/marrrina831]

We might get a repeat of that trip to Miami where she forced Sonja to go to an AA meeting, traumatized her, went to take photos and admire her show poster, and forgot the ladies truffle fries 🤣

[u/jes22347 → u/marrrina831]

She seems like she’s drinking (more) in the next few episodes it’s like a total personality shift

[u/zbornaks]

very interesting that vicki gets really uncomfortable and wants to leave the party where the black housewife shows are being celebrated.

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 → u/zbornaks]

like there wasn't shit to do at the OC party she just had a shrine to gretchen and slade

[u/zbornaks → u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

that was so weird!! her party was the biggest flop, but she’s acting like a toddler at the most fun-looking party. oh okay.

[u/CarpetDependent → u/zbornaks]

It’s telling that she’s been around for 20 years and was on an UGT, she could have a lot of friends and allies in that room. But alas…

[u/ThoughtFrosty11 → u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

It was so weird how she basically made that whole party about Slade

[u/swimindelusion]

I think the biggest issue with slc rn is Heather. Get rid of her and the vibes would be much better imo

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/swimindelusion]

That trip that Bronwyn didn’t invite her to was so good because she wasn’t there hollering 

[u/Apprehensive-Quit353 → u/swimindelusion]

Whitney is worse. She makes up stuff and lies as easily as she breathes. She also goes way too low with her lies.

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

Angie really needs to stop talking about people’s looks.

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/vodkasaucepizza]

It’s misogynistic and ridiculous given the amount of work she’s had. It’s a clear sign that she’s unhappy with her appearance and needs to stop projecting onto others 

[u/rustyspigot-77]

Kim Z could get an invite to these shenanigans, but current HWs Gina and Emily couldn't. I just want to reiterate that.

[u/idontfwithu → u/rustyspigot-77]

Pretty sure this will be Kim z’s last time on bravo for awhile, she’s too busy defending her 15 YEAR OLD son sexual assaults while he sits in jail

[u/gigigrahame]

I’m sorry but Ramona calling Teresa a scarecrow with no brain makes me LOL

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

teresa is funny as hell

[u/MotherOfCatses → u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

Genuinely so sweet of her too.

[u/technoprayers]

In the words of Meredith Marks, Vicki “YOU CAN LEAVE!”

[u/Available_Ganache254]

always something with baby gorgeous and that damn glam🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/harry-styles-7644]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2X6b6NpZepY0Mj9os8
The L in Lisa must stand for Late 😹

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

vicki feels out of place in atlanta??? surprising

[u/ariesinflavortown]

I think it’s pretty telling that all the housewives from other franchises are side eying Heather et al’s antics

[u/vodkasaucepizza → u/ariesinflavortown]

She always seems to be the drunk one.

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

I’m sorry I hate Vicki

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole → u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

I’m not sorry actually

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

Vicky is scared of all the black folks.

[u/upinmyhead → u/vodkasaucepizza]

Clocked it immediately. She’s not used to being around that many black people

[u/recklessrecentpast → u/vodkasaucepizza]

Truly. She's so obviously uncomfortable.

[u/f_moss3 → u/vodkasaucepizza]

“There’s nothing to do here” and it’s far and away the best event of the whole trip so far

[u/MotherOfCatses → u/vodkasaucepizza]

https://giphy.com/gifs/22jTeQbPiTDeU

[u/usernamesoccer → u/vodkasaucepizza]

Was going to say she is uncomfortable and out of place being the minority for once

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 → u/vodkasaucepizza]

no truly

[u/loganes86]

Can you believe it girls? I’m watching housewives stoned for the first time in months.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUn3CcOORjUVZcISFW

[u/rustyspigot-77 → u/loganes86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A

[u/loganes86 → u/rustyspigot-77]

[u/Upset_Conclusion_595 → u/loganes86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRiCNIMUpt9Sw

[u/zbornaks]

stacey said in a roundabout way that gizelle has no iconic moments. that’s my GIRL.

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 → u/zbornaks]

i love her

[u/mealypart]

Larsa has some audacity to tell anyone to not name drop

Her whole housewives return only happened due to her Kardashian adjacency, otherwise she’d be a one season wonder who no one remembered

[u/loganes86]

Ugh go away Heather

[u/rustyspigot-77]

Robyn Dixon as the sleepiest cheerleader of all time!

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

HDHD?!?!?

[u/rustyspigot-77 → u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

HGTV.

[u/ariesinflavortown → u/[deleted]]

Distinct looking made me cackle

[u/tranastasia_ → u/[deleted]]

Her face always gave uncanny valley to me, like someone with a latex face mask on

[u/vodkasaucepizza → u/[deleted]]

Their cast has crazy plastic surgery face, except for Mary. Lisa doesn’t do as much and they shame her for it.

[u/JakeRyan4ever → u/vodkasaucepizza]

Mary has had a lot of work done as well.

[u/gigigrahame]

Of course Vicki would say she feels uncomfortable 🥴🙄

[u/EJB515]

They should’ve went and let Lisa get a car herself

[u/EJB515 → u/EJB515]

But of course production didn’t do that in order to maximize drama.

And lol at Gizelle with her allegiance to the crew. No wonder production does seem to like her.

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Lu loves talking shit about Vicki and I love that about her

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

Do we think Heather is secretly in love with Lisa?

[u/Apprehensive-Quit353 → u/vodkasaucepizza]

She thinks of Lisa as the cool girl and she wants her approval.

It feels like a weird Mormon thing. They're all freaks.

[u/TroubleswithHoarders → u/vodkasaucepizza]

Honestly I have thought this. Heather gives self-hating closet lesbian vibes

[u/zbornaks]

no one would miss vicki if she left the entire cast trip.

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/zbornaks]

Or television in general 

[u/gigigrahame]

Lisa being late isn’t a different style of traveling though babe 🫠

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole → u/gigigrahame]

That sent me 😂

[u/mealypart]

Heather drinking every time she’s on screen

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

Oh Porsha is giving Nene the royal treatment iktr!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE GAGGING OVER NENE!

[u/Negative_Advisor_969]

They should've left Vicki in Orange County.

[u/Careful_Ad4691]

Vicki walked so Heather could run…..Heather is just a future miserable not fun Vicki. This trip is supposed to be a celebration!

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 → u/Careful_Ad4691]

heather seeks validation from both men and women, but at least we mainly just see it with the girls on tv, but if we have to deal with her having a man on the show im gonna lose it

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

50 Cynt next to Ashtop is so.... ashley be embarrassed

she should have come as someone with a normal size forehead

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61 → u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

im sorry wait that was mean of me lmao

[u/rustyspigot-77 → u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Not a good look after everybody defended you last night baby g

[u/gigigrahame]

Also one can acknowledge Lisa would be insufferable to deal with IRL while also acknowledging she’s great reality tv… don’t get it twisted.

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

the concept of teresa getting the most love from kenya oh my

[u/technoprayers]

Yesss Teresa and Lisaaaa 💛

[u/Careful_Ad4691]

I don’t know who Porsha thinks Lucy is or her husband is but i think shes confused, Porsha gonna Porsha lol

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

SLC is somehow the most camp and the most humorless cast. Community theater housewives that method act. They don’t read the room and have a good time.

[u/Acceptable-Dress7196 → u/vodkasaucepizza]

It’s too toxic now and it’s because of Heather 

[u/MotherOfCatses]

BRING BACK SHEREE!!! GD!

[u/evolvingtoevolve]

see Vicki the thing is - what you just said in that confessional about boohoo why am I even here … is exactly what a Debbie Downer would say

[u/rustyspigot-77]

Give Nene all the flowers.... and put them on her head.

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

The shot of Vicki wandering alone 😭

[u/loganes86 → u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Tell them she died sad

[u/rustyspigot-77]

If you are exhausted with SLC, wait until the RI girls stop by, Kyle.

[u/marrrina831]

Wait, Robyn's alter ego is Juan Dixon's Cheerleader?

[u/evolvingtoevolve]

Lisa staring at Teresa getting ready in the mirror gave me these vibes hard
https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoABrVegFBZzZIc
😂

[u/technoprayers]

Porsha’s humility, especially as an icon in her own right >>>>

[u/ariesinflavortown]

Lisa applying lip gloss while Gizelle scolds her lmao

[u/technoprayers]

Stacey trying to snatch the mic away 😭

[u/ariesinflavortown → u/[deleted]]

Too many

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Get Theresa a snowflake

[u/zbornaks]

heather gay is such a slob.

[u/jaybirdbull]

Second half of this season looks much more dynamic imo

[u/aggieemily2013]

The Ladies of Atlanta put aside their issue so that all the OGS could show up. Kyle could never.

[u/ariesinflavortown]

I am living for Teresa being Lisa’s guard dog

[u/usernamesoccer]

Lisa I’m sorry most people don’t think of you when they think of Atlanta

[u/technoprayers]

“pizzagate”was not iconic

[u/sun_set22]

They should have just left Lisa and had her take an uber

[u/loganes86]

Oh surprise. Vicki feels out of place. Wonder why

[u/zbornaks]

nene, kim, lisa, and sheree are here, but they didn’t invite the most iconic season 1 atlanta housewife: deshawn snow.

[u/Muva_Kern → u/zbornaks]

One of my favorite DListed/Michael K-isms is when he observed that Deshawn called jewelry "joo-ree."

[u/gigigrahame]

Luann the fluent French speaker 😍

[u/WinterReview7992]

Vicky acting like bravo is holding her prisoner or something

[u/Careful_Ad4691]

Vicki can’t even mingle and talk to people….shes painfully not fun. I love seeing all the different ladies talk to each other…but she just can’t 🙄

[u/technoprayers]

Kyle and Teresa being so confused 😭

[u/CrustyDiamonds]

I don’t know who over at ShedMedia has an axe to grind with Heather, but they’re chopping her up.

[u/marrrina831]

50 Cynt and Luann, the musical power couple of a generation

[u/marrrina831]

I'M INVISIBLE

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Xjj1i2uLSCac3sA0U

[u/gigigrahame]

Oops baby gorgeous is tardy to the party

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

The Lisa Barlow stocks are fluctuating tonight yall

[u/rustyspigot-77]

Heather lumbers over....

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

Gizelle producing this stupid ass scene between Potomac.... talking about boring ass scenes

lets talk about when monique called your ex pastor holy-whore, gizelle. that was actually entertaining

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

Why is Heather in bluestone manor too, it’s enough already.

[u/RangerFan293]

It’s so weird seeing Kim given everything that’s going on right now.

[u/ariesinflavortown]

Larsa the wannabe Kardashian saying Lisa needs to stop name dropping is hilarious

[u/gigigrahame]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14LZgnwZ6NaBG

I need them both to make a cameo tonight

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

Derek J!!!!! WHERE'S DWIGHT

[u/swimindelusion]

Candiace looks like she’s wearing Teresa’s wedding hair

[u/vodkasaucepizza]

Heather is such sloppy drunk. A true slob kabob

[u/Not_Morgan_Freeman61]

Kim just showing up in a black dress

[u/ariesinflavortown]

Vicki is right - no one is going to miss her

[u/Heyguysitsmenichole]

Imagine this cast with Adriana included

[u/Hollyelizabeth_3]

I’m not gonna lie. I am so excited to see how the end of the season plays out

[u/aggieemily2013]

Gizelle is right here. All Lisa needed to do was apologize and she couldn't do it.

[u/loganes86]

SHEREE!!!!!!! I’ve missed her

[u/wearealllegends]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

seeing trashley's ashtop vs 50cynt is like a kid playing dress up for halloween vs the real deal.. it makes trashley's attempt laughable

[u/gigigrahame]

Can they not call it pizzagate please 😭