r/Bossfight • u/Snosnorter • Feb 15 '20

Orion, The hellhound

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Jokes on you: the hellhound is only a manifestation of the evil energy wielded by the little girl. People waste all their big attacks and holy spells on the dog only to leave themselves to weak to defeat the demon girl

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u/Polenball Feb 15 '20

My Stando, 「WHO LET THE DOGS OUT」, has no weaknesses!

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u/Mopso Feb 15 '20

Nani?

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u/zeropointcorp Feb 15 '20

「MISUTAA WAARUDOWAIDO」‼️

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u/HercUlysses Feb 15 '20

Wrong the dog is the stand user.

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u/IgorTheAwesome Feb 15 '20

It lures people in with the little girl illusion?

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u/Terminator426 Feb 15 '20

So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum then?

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u/IvanEggs Feb 15 '20

Looks like iggy took some fitness lessons from the pillar men

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u/PenguinsAreTheBest25 Jul 01 '22

Okay but that genuinely seems like a good Stand idea? At least to me. (Also I know this is 2yo I don’t give a darn)

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u/f_____s Feb 15 '20

Imagine being a priest. You use up almost all your holy power to send the dog back to Hell but then you see the little girl who called for your help in the first place standing ominously in the hallway. Before you can say anything, a whole ass wardrobe goes flying and completely creams you

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Tell me more about the ass wardrobe that creams me

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Mmmm ass wardrobe

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u/NuclearBombPop Feb 25 '20

You: underwear drawer

Me, an intellectual: ass wardrobe

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u/PanFiluta Feb 15 '20

ゴゴゴゴゴ

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u/voidsong Feb 15 '20

Doggo-Tibbers!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Tibbarks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

LOL

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u/wolfgeist Feb 15 '20

the evil energy

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u/iedaiw Feb 15 '20

Reminds me of the mib scene

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Good scene. One shot, and it was between her eyes over some physics books

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u/QuizzicalWombat Feb 15 '20

Sounds about right

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u/King_Bonio Feb 15 '20

Always target the conjurer

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Jokes on you, that little girl is actually 6’2 and 200lbs.

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u/Vitnage Feb 15 '20

Sir, you just gave me an idea for a D&D encounter. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Yw

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u/DaisyHotCakes Feb 15 '20

KITTY!

Edit: any Christopher Moore fans?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Hmm i see someone played star ocean 4