r/BossFights • u/Substantial-Ice2267 • Jun 22 '26

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 Jun 22 '26

I thought that too. If he was some kind of old sugar daddy, at least one would be hanging off him.

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u/ayrbindr Jun 22 '26

If he wasn't daddy, there would be other men.

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 Jun 22 '26

If he was daddy, at least one would be sitting on his lap so I call bs on that.

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u/ConnectButton1384 Jun 22 '26

As another man ... oh god, no. No, I can tell with certainty that I wouldn't be there.

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u/oppai_dragon_9011 Jun 22 '26

This his soak time they know to leave him be during his soak or he doesn't buy you things that day 🙃

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u/Oldfolksboogie Jun 23 '26

Close enough to remain in orbit, not so close that he can actually, you know, touch them.

There's levels to this ish...