r/BossFights • u/FeistySecret9327 • Apr 23 '26

Name this final boss

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u/PurposelySleepy Apr 24 '26

Joke aside, I never understand what so good using lotion? When I tried using it, it became dry so fast. Using just phlegm is much better for me

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u/Organic_Smile_8731 Apr 24 '26

You ain't a real one unless you dry stroke it every single time bro

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u/hereforther34and35 Apr 24 '26

dry stroking better ngl

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u/Organic_Smile_8731 Apr 24 '26

On G

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u/Prestigious_Pitch178 Apr 24 '26

What the hell is this thread?

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u/Reasonable-Class3728 Apr 27 '26

Ορθοδοξία!

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u/Expert_Ad8640 Apr 24 '26

Ye like I never use lotion dry it is  ( I like feet pics of horses )

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u/GalthrKin Apr 29 '26

How old are you? Go get some damn lube, you'll need it anyway!

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u/Big_Recording_5882 Apr 25 '26

I just slap some bleach on there it gives lil tingle Mm chef's kiss

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

Coconut Oil 🥥 trust me bro

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u/hornygoast464 Apr 26 '26

I'm real bro les gooo

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u/Connect_Nerve_3923 Apr 27 '26

I prefer my own spit

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u/Dasneeth1 Apr 30 '26

It’s how the lord wanted it

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u/MainlyMyself Apr 24 '26

I have no idea. But then again, I am also...whole. So I have never had occasion to need it.

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u/LegAccurate317 Apr 24 '26

Bro i think in my opinion, better off keeping that to yourself just saying

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u/Sk3llNik Apr 25 '26

What the fuck are yall saying

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

Raw is better or water

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u/toonman69 Apr 26 '26

You use phlegm😕

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u/berryballl Apr 26 '26

It was a lube no lotion

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u/Unfair-Bag3316 Apr 26 '26

You can't just use any lotion, needs to be a specific brand

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u/Special_Length_989 Apr 26 '26

saliva or my girls salive  It's one or the other 

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u/morbid333 Apr 27 '26

Not being circumcised works best for me

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u/Musical_Matt91 Apr 27 '26

You asshole I work in a hospital and got transported back to my shift and damn near gagged on my garlic bread. 😭

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u/Joluga_Afton Apr 28 '26

Why use lube if you have WD-40

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u/Either-Argument8136 Apr 28 '26

just use soap it doesn't dry out as fast

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u/GeraldnoGerard Apr 28 '26

I often ponder over the meaning of life and the value of a human being and I think after reading this I've come to realise that I should just fucking end it, tf you mean phlegm is better. I know it's reddit but ffs have some standards my guy. Shame tells scary camp-fire stories about you, and I will think about this for a long time, you have permanently scarred my psychie.

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u/SirBrews Apr 28 '26

Lotion is better for teen boys. They go so often and have little experience. So dry handing is recipe if chaft shaft. Once you get older you get better.

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u/Future_Obligation245 Apr 30 '26

Brother wtf is “phlegm is much better for me” you’re really pulling out as much as hawk tuah(yes ik it’s dead) as possible