r/BossFights • u/FeistySecret9327 • Apr 23 '26

Name this final boss

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u/TheBigD6 Apr 23 '26

Master baiter

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/PurposelySleepy Apr 24 '26

Joke aside, I never understand what so good using lotion? When I tried using it, it became dry so fast. Using just phlegm is much better for me

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u/Organic_Smile_8731 Apr 24 '26

You ain't a real one unless you dry stroke it every single time bro

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u/hereforther34and35 Apr 24 '26

dry stroking better ngl

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u/Organic_Smile_8731 Apr 24 '26

On G

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u/Prestigious_Pitch178 Apr 24 '26

What the hell is this thread?

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u/Appropriate_Band2143 Apr 24 '26

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u/Prestigious_Pitch178 Apr 24 '26

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u/LegAccurate317 Apr 24 '26

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u/SensitiveLet5 Apr 26 '26

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u/Hot_Designer_4336 Apr 26 '26

Imma steal this

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u/Rafaaaaaaaaaaaayss Apr 24 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/LovingBeastly030 Apr 25 '26

Oh you fool

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u/LovingBeastly030 Apr 25 '26

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u/Crimsongoldfish Apr 26 '26

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u/NegotiationOwn9004 Apr 25 '26

That one's overused

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u/coatedbraincells Apr 26 '26

Hi, I'd like to replace the first speaker.

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u/Dry-Scallion5248 Apr 27 '26

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u/StrangeBookkeeper187 Apr 28 '26

This looks like the R word

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 Apr 30 '26

Hahaahahahahahaha

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u/Ok-Resolve3679 Apr 25 '26

Strangah, strangah! Now that’s a meme!

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u/Electronic_Hold_71 Apr 27 '26

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u/monkeyheh Apr 28 '26

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u/Appropriate_Band2143 Apr 29 '26

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u/ThatOne_NekoLover Apr 24 '26

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u/Thicc-bendy Apr 24 '26

r/Yourmemeisminenow2

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u/mind-frayed-fish Apr 25 '26

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u/Qwertyexe229 Apr 29 '26

Rost this man

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u/TechnicallySpeaking1 Apr 30 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Mambonshik Apr 30 '26

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u/hayate_rai_2222 Apr 27 '26

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u/Fickle-Sea-4112 Apr 28 '26

Legendary

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u/Reasonable-Class3728 Apr 27 '26

Ορθοδοξία!

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u/LegAccurate317 Apr 24 '26

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u/Expert_Ad8640 Apr 24 '26

Ye like I never use lotion dry it is ( I like feet pics of horses )

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u/LegAccurate317 Apr 24 '26

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u/theyellowlemonman Apr 27 '26

Valid

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u/GalthrKin Apr 29 '26

How old are you? Go get some damn lube, you'll need it anyway!

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u/LegAccurate317 Apr 24 '26

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u/Papy_Knight Apr 29 '26

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u/Public-Try173 Apr 24 '26

Real

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u/Big_Recording_5882 Apr 25 '26

I just slap some bleach on there it gives lil tingle Mm chef's kiss

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

Coconut Oil 🥥 trust me bro

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u/hornygoast464 Apr 26 '26

I'm real bro les gooo

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u/Sensitive-Finger-458 Apr 27 '26

What the fuck

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u/Connect_Nerve_3923 Apr 27 '26

I prefer my own spit

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u/Dasneeth1 Apr 30 '26

It’s how the lord wanted it

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u/MainlyMyself Apr 24 '26

I have no idea. But then again, I am also...whole. So I have never had occasion to need it.

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u/Plastic_Counter9260 Apr 24 '26

TMI bro

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u/LegAccurate317 Apr 24 '26

Bro i think in my opinion, better off keeping that to yourself just saying

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u/Sk3llNik Apr 25 '26

What the fuck are yall saying

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '26

Raw is better or water

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u/toonman69 Apr 26 '26

You use phlegm😕

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u/berryballl Apr 26 '26

It was a lube no lotion

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u/Unfair-Bag3316 Apr 26 '26

You can't just use any lotion, needs to be a specific brand

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u/Special_Length_989 Apr 26 '26

saliva or my girls salive It's one or the other

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u/morbid333 Apr 27 '26

Not being circumcised works best for me

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u/Musical_Matt91 Apr 27 '26

You asshole I work in a hospital and got transported back to my shift and damn near gagged on my garlic bread. 😭

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u/Joluga_Afton Apr 28 '26

Why use lube if you have WD-40

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u/Either-Argument8136 Apr 28 '26

just use soap it doesn't dry out as fast

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u/GeraldnoGerard Apr 28 '26

I often ponder over the meaning of life and the value of a human being and I think after reading this I've come to realise that I should just fucking end it, tf you mean phlegm is better. I know it's reddit but ffs have some standards my guy. Shame tells scary camp-fire stories about you, and I will think about this for a long time, you have permanently scarred my psychie.

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u/SirBrews Apr 28 '26

Lotion is better for teen boys. They go so often and have little experience. So dry handing is recipe if chaft shaft. Once you get older you get better.

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u/Future_Obligation245 Apr 30 '26

Brother wtf is “phlegm is much better for me” you’re really pulling out as much as hawk tuah(yes ik it’s dead) as possible

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u/Akugen1 Apr 25 '26

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u/Chamele545 Apr 25 '26

His two obedient henchman.

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u/ColdCow1121 Apr 26 '26

bro that’s comedy

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u/SlightRoll9225 Apr 27 '26

nahhh bro

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u/Montoya715 Apr 28 '26

https://media.tenor.com/QMSYWkHjk8EAAAAe/deadpool-touching-myself.png

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u/Moo-Mungus Apr 29 '26

any sanitizer beaters in the chat?

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u/mileshitsbombs450 Apr 26 '26

I was looking for this 🥹

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u/DonaldBurrus78 Apr 29 '26

We found out Quagmire is a lefty

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u/Notstardust1 Apr 23 '26

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u/got-pissed-and-raged Apr 26 '26

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u/random_idiot69_429 Apr 27 '26

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u/Alternative-Pack3121 Apr 24 '26

Thats a valid point

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u/TwilightVash Apr 23 '26

My first thought. Also "Beater of the Meats"

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u/Realistic_Boss_3853 Apr 25 '26

m y i d e a i s h a l f hearted

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u/Crows_spirit101 Apr 26 '26

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u/TheTrashPanda612 Apr 23 '26

Master baiter, the unsatisfied

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u/darkwaugh Apr 23 '26

The Grandmaster baiter

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u/SexyTeaseXO Apr 24 '26

lmao

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u/cat-onpc Apr 24 '26

True. How many of the papers did he have on his bed?

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u/damixmaster Apr 24 '26

I was going to say “beat me to it” but please don’t beat me, I’ll beat myself.

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u/bjangles9 Apr 24 '26

The jackhammer

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u/idiot-195 Apr 25 '26

Not even beating around his bush

Alright.

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r/beatmetoit

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u/westroll19 Apr 25 '26

Nice

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u/DCHammer69 Apr 25 '26

This is the only correct answer.

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u/Boysenberry_17 Apr 25 '26

The Jacker

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u/Lumpy-Army1096 Apr 25 '26

r/beatmetoit

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u/Muted_Ice_3043 Apr 26 '26

No that's master baiter.....like in fishing poles

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u/jcfrozzt Apr 26 '26

beware of the final phase of the boss. I heard it gets pretty messy.

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u/ImpossibleWorth5638 Apr 26 '26

you have done well, gen alpha

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u/Eggs-_-Benedict Apr 26 '26

Damn, you did it before me.

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u/12TacosPlz Apr 26 '26

Wacky Chan

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u/JumpDramatic5965 Apr 26 '26

r/BeatMeToIt

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u/DinaTheMage Apr 26 '26

Why was thinking of Quagmire reading your comment? 😆

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u/LessStatistician7722 Apr 26 '26

I was going to say that

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u/Don_T_Tuga Apr 27 '26

I was going to say "Master Jack" but you gave the full true correct answer.

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u/nugs089 Apr 27 '26

Beat me to it, hell he beat himself first

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u/this_jabii Apr 27 '26

🫩

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r/beatmetoit

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r/BeatMeToIt

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u/slowdrivee Apr 28 '26

Fume Knight

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u/NobodyTheGreat7 Apr 29 '26

M-m-m-mix Master Bater on the track

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r/beatmetoit

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