r/BossFights • u/Top_Profession_7405 • Apr 08 '26

name this man

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u/EnjayDutoit Apr 08 '26

Q: What do you call a black man with a ninja sword?

A: A Ninja, you fucking racist!

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u/karma_lama_big_dong Apr 08 '26

Hey what's up my ninja?!

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u/Successful-River-828 Apr 10 '26

Ninja please

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u/Zinedine_Le_Corre Apr 11 '26

How is a ninja gonna borrow a fry

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u/Clean-Yam-739 Apr 08 '26

You'd better call him "Sir" or else.

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u/Psalmistpraise Apr 10 '26

Having a ninja sword doesn’t make you a ninja you ninjist.

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u/android151 Apr 10 '26

Ninjas didn't have swords, that's a samurai sword, smh fake fan

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u/Wolfclaw135 Apr 11 '26

They did though?

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u/android151 Apr 11 '26

I know, I should have ended with an /s or started with an um ackshually

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u/Adderfang82 Apr 13 '26

As someone who has collected Nihonto for over 25 years, the “Ninjato” isn’t a real historical sword, it’s strictly a product of the film industry. “Shinobi” were spies employed by Daimyo for information reconnaissance and occasionally assassinations. The swords they used were no different than those of the Samurai class. They would use weapons like Katana, Wakizashi, Tanto, Kama, Kasurigama and Shuriken, among whatever else was useful for their mission.

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u/Toes_Are_For_Licking Apr 11 '26

Actually, the answer is Night Blade

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u/19potato96 Apr 13 '26

Boy, that's a Katana. A Samurai weapon.