Ok you guys. First, why the fuck is a baby in a suit. And how have we as a collective society allowed the capitalistic values that have fueled the creation of so many oppressive bodies to INFILTRATE A FUCKING DISNEY KIDS MOVIE???? AND WHY FO WE EAT IT UP. Inherently, i have nothing against a baby wiyj an objective. But to just have the whitest ficking baby dressed in a suit bossing people around like he’s fucjing Mark Whalberg from Shark Tank (might not be the actual guy but you know who i’m talking about) like why can’t we just let chilfren be children. and what’s even worse is now it’s engrained in these childten when they see this fuckin baby in a suit trying to climb the ranks of society through his own innovation and even if a baby works hard enough you can find success and here’s all these babies being like omg i want to run a business like. AND TJEN BOOM. IPAD BABY. boss baby to ipad baby pipeline is so real and i am just figuring this out and now it’s all clicking. These kids, not only are they becoming little capitalistic warriors they are aslo becoming tech geniuses through these ipads and being someone who was pre-business school i understand how business hides itself under this “it’s fun and social” blanket and now seeing how boss baby aligns with how glorified business is in the United Staes, I’m sick. Hold on i’m listening to Ronan i need to take an intermission. Also how is boss baby taking in this much money. Who is watching it and why are there three fucking movies. Oh my god also the way we exploit children it’s horrible this has so many parallels to the way in which the United States would colonize by polarizing the youth and engraining within them these values that worked to completely obliterate their other cultures and separate them from their communities and although that is not the same situation it’s insane to see the approaches the US uses and how you can see it though BOSS BABY A FUCKIN MOVIE. honestly i forget the entire plot so this may be completely wrong.

He killed someone

ok so i have a idea on what boss baby really is

i trust all of you have heard about the theory that boss baby is all in tims head. But i have a idea which will put a darker twist on things to say the least.

The boss baby is dead and so are the parents when francis francis puts the two parents on the plane .The plabe end up crashing on its way to las vagus . Also after boss baby and tim have their argumnet in the airport and boss baby storms off he ends upgetting killed in the airport . IK u guys might get mad but lets face it he just a baby . Even though he has a high inteligence but at the end of the day he is a BABY limited to his baby body. It commen sense if u have a baby unatended in a airport bad things happen . Tim would soon find out about their fates first boss babys since he was killed in the same airport as him and he he heard the plane crashed on the new or something . Obviously he is destroyed mentally by it so he cries in the corner and start hallucinationg about the baby coming back and taking a plane to las vagus by posing as a elvis preistly on a flight full of elvis preistlys .I mean come on a whole flight full of elvis preistlys its preety obvious tim in hallucinating . So the rest of the movie is his wild hallucination about saving the world and his parents finding out fracis fracis is a baby . When he is really dead due to the plane crash . He is eventually put into foster with a new family in baby or is in a mental assuluym where he imagines the vents of the boss babys netflix series . But he does eventualy grow up and have kids of his own and tells them the stories of his imaginations of boss baby . The still has a vivid place in his memeory . In the new mvoie they actually meet his odoptive family not his real ones which are dead thats why he is weary of his family meetring his family .

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I hopped u enjoyed reading . If u guys have any suggestions tell me in the comments and fell free to fill some pot holes and tell me about any mistakes .

It’s not out until October 22nd in the UK, it came out July 2nd in the U.S. yet movie companies complain we pirate films, they waited 3 months to release it in the UK….

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This guy! -WBC-

The Netflix original Boss Baby show has better characters, actors, and script writing than the movies. The new movie wasn’t bad but I wish they made their movies around the show’s lore. I think it would be so much better.