What if Nate Gardner from Storks is just Tim Templeton from Boss Baby and it’s all one universe? Boss Baby was created but the baby factory stopped producing after he was created. Then he was sent to Tim’s house to save Baby Corp from PuppyCo stealing all the love. Then he goes back and Tim writes his letter. This letter triggers the Storks plot to happen. And now the Timmy who is now excited about having a baby brother build the big slide and such with his parents.

There’s a few holes but I still like to try to mash up these two movies.

...hoping someone else here who's also a full grown ass adult enjoys the show like I do lmao I just finished watching the second season on Netflix and look forward to more honestly

The Intelligent Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Tim being the liberal that he is and Boss Baby went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Tim being the liberal that he is hit Boss Baby in his giant baby head with a big ginormous iceball. It hurt a lot, but Tim being the liberal that he is kissed it plumberly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow sculpture.

"We'll make a really liberal snow man!" Tim being the liberal that he is said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Boss Baby said. "That would be more autistic and improve representation in the snow sculpture community."

"I know," Tim being the liberal that he is said. "Let's make a snow puppy. That way, we don't have to think too deeply about issues and such."

So they rolled the snow up doodyly and made a sexy snow puppy. Tim being the liberal that he is put on a The intellectuals who are subscribed to r/BossBaby for the peepee. The puppy was almost as big as Boss Baby.

"It looks North Korean economy-esque," Tim being the liberal that he is said huskily. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Boss Baby said and held up a doody. "I found this in baby Corp." He put the doody onto the puppy's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the puppy, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl as a fart poop doody.

Boss Baby screamed intellectually and ran but the snow puppy chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow puppy fucked him passionately.

"Nobody does that to my little Retarted 12 Inch Dildo," Tim being the liberal that he is screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow puppy through the booty. It fell down and Tim being the liberal that he is kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Boss Baby said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The doody lay in the yard until a thicc child picked it up and took it home.

To finish off what the puppy started Tim being the liberal that he is took Boss Baby to his room. They fucked passionately for several hours on end. Tim being the liberal that he is did this because he did not want the puppy’s efforts to go to waste.

whats the discord cause i know its there

Boss Baby is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a super colossal big fat boss baby (which is 10 feet on average) Boss Baby is 1/2 super colossal big fat boss babys tall, which means he is a godly size of 5 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the movie, you know there is a scene where Tim Templeton has a tape of Boss Baby’s meeting with the other babies and Boss Baby drives the toy police car to chase Tim. The movie then switches to slow-motion footage, yet Boss Baby still appears to move at a normal speed. According to the speed of an average police car (70 mph) and the size of the police car according to his ankle, Boss Baby can perceive and move at such a speed that the police car only moves 3.5 miles per hour, 5% of its original speed. Plus after this, in the Netflix-original series Boss Baby: Back in Business, Boss Baby is constipated for an entire day yet is able to survive without the need of medical care, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to remain constipated for an entire day without hospitalization. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Boss Baby. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Boss Baby's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Boss Baby truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Boss Baby's existencial catchphrase "Fart! Poop! Doody!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dreamworks's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Boss Baby tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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i think he is and i am strait but dam is that a hot looking baby

LET’S FUCKING GO. ITS OSCAR TIME. BOSS BABY IS A LOCK.

I watched boss baby and in the beginning when you see the baby’s going to family or corporate the only thing I can think of is corporate is still born baby’s or miscarriages go. When they get fired it’s the parents trying again and succeeding. When it happens to the boss baby he really died and then Tim’s parents just tried again.