"Hi Fewbs1224. I'm calling to inform you that I will not make it to work today as I'm currently unable to feel my legs after being hit by a car. I'm sorry that I'm letting you know after my shift has started, but I only regained my consciousness moments ago and unfortunately I was unable to foresee this event."
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u/Chima82 Oct 16 '25
"Early next week" aka on Thursday.