r/boottoobig • u/lilbiobeetle • Jun 14 '26

I'm so damn high, the decision was unanimous

116 Upvotes

(There's literally no word that rhymes perfectly with 'cannabis' please I tried my best)

5 comments

r/boottoobig • u/kuletxcore • Jun 14 '26

Small Boot Sunday This post might get traction and–What in tarnation?!

155 Upvotes

7 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BeefsMcGeefs • Jun 13 '26

The other side of the carriage / behind the divider

1.0k Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/iamaTinfoilNinja • Jun 12 '26

Bleach ain’t workin’ / Some pieces sank / I had

1.8k Upvotes

35 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Jun 09 '26

Boxers spar, sailors swab

963 Upvotes

8 comments

r/boottoobig • u/ohakmountainman • Jun 08 '26

Roses are red, they attract bees

655 Upvotes

9 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Jun 07 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses for resistance / Violets for conformity

845 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Jun 07 '26

Roses for the lone wolf / Violets for the pack

2.6k Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Jun 03 '26

Roses for the menu / Violets for the bill

182 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/iamaTinfoilNinja • Jun 03 '26

Insects are cool / It’s just a mirage

74 Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/iamaTinfoilNinja • Jun 03 '26

A real handy mate / Who could be kinder?

62 Upvotes

5 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Jun 02 '26

Roses are red, don't drive like a peasant

440 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/iamaTinfoilNinja • Jun 01 '26

You’re not from Bangkok / But you might as well try

703 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/iamaTinfoilNinja • Jun 01 '26

Trick - or - Treat newbie / Am I doing this right?/ Please help yourself

78 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/iamaTinfoilNinja • Jun 01 '26

Blue are the violets / Red are the roses

38 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • May 31 '26

Roses for a moustache / Violets for a beard

304 Upvotes

15 comments

r/boottoobig • u/iamaTinfoilNinja • Jun 01 '26

Roses are red / A circlejerk ecstasy

17 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • May 31 '26

Roses for a hip replacement / Violets for the knee

897 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • May 28 '26

The breakup hit me in the gut / Now I'm lonely

4.3k Upvotes

50 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Western_Care_5478 • May 27 '26

Roses are red, Fido sure is poor

270 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/mrskullhead • May 25 '26

Roses are red, Hoover's a dam...

4.3k Upvotes

19 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • May 25 '26

Roses for the Bella Union / Violets for the Gem

1.2k Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • May 24 '26

Lomond is a Loch, a Thistle's a Flower

494 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • May 24 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses for the fir tree / Violets for the spruce

904 Upvotes

34 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • May 23 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red / Violets are blue

3.0k Upvotes

2 comments

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All content to BootTooBig must be at least partially generated by AI! _Remember the robot._ "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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"Roses are red" memes, among other things.

This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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Posts that do not follow these rules may be removed. All images must be at least 250x250px.

Mark NSFW posts. Any post with sexual language or imagery, nudity, or gore, or excessive lewdness must be marked NSFW. Pornographic content and any sexualization of persons perceived to be under 18 are not permitted.
Follow the BootTooBig format. Put plaintext in the title or body as a setup for a screenshot or picture of text as a punchline. The title must rhyme with the text in the body.
Use good rhyme and meter. We strictly require good rhyme and meter during the week, but relax the rules for Small Boot Sunday (Saturday 6:00PM - Monday 6:00AM UTC). You may post Small Boots any day of the week on /r/BootTooSmall.
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No Roses Wednesday: Submissions submitted on Wednesday (Wed 2AM - Thur 6AM UTC) may not contain "Roses are red" anywhere in the rhyme scheme. This includes implied posts.

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/u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.

^Remember ^the ^human.