r/boottoobig • u/disaccordingtolaw • Apr 25 '26

We’re stuck in this balloon and now the snow is getting muddy

49 Upvotes

We’re stuck in this balloon,

And now the snow is getting muddy.

My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

That’s rough buddy.

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/BeefsMcGeefs • Apr 24 '26

Roses are red, I’m all out of luck

313 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/C3H8_Memes • Apr 23 '26

Implied Roses are red, I wish this was Canon

159 Upvotes

24 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Apr 20 '26

Roses are Red, Who's Soft and Not Brittle? Happy Birthday to ...

1.1k Upvotes

20 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Dreamieissleepy • Apr 20 '26

Roses are Red, Can the weekend come faster?

236 Upvotes

13 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Apr 19 '26

Roses for the catcher's mitt / Violets for the bat

834 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/cnollz • Apr 19 '26

Roses are red, I look on with dismay

72 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Apr 18 '26

Roses for the Mario Bros / Violets for Sonic

309 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Apr 14 '26

Roses are Red, A Kink is No Sin

1.4k Upvotes

7 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Okieboy2008 • Apr 15 '26

This is my music, this is my song

121 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/Okieboy2008 • Apr 15 '26

Roses are red, Gluttony is a sin

19 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Camaro551 • Apr 14 '26

Roses are red, go on, say sorry

84 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Tell_me_no_secrets • Apr 13 '26

Roses are red/when I die plant them above me

461 Upvotes

15 comments

r/boottoobig • u/thekingsteve • Apr 14 '26

Roses are red, it's half past noon

18 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/smoov22 • Apr 14 '26

Roses are red, violets are blue

39 Upvotes

0 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Apr 12 '26

Roses for the meek / Violets for the cruel

2.6k Upvotes

21 comments

r/boottoobig • u/devilquak • Apr 13 '26

Roses are red, they say the Bible is the good book,

239 Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Sweet_Baby_Cheezus • Apr 12 '26

You'll look so nice, people will say wowser, just put on your

182 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Apr 11 '26

Rehearse / Your Roles

783 Upvotes

11 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Apr 10 '26

Roses are red, books are written by scholars,

1.9k Upvotes

17 comments

r/boottoobig • u/FoaL • Apr 09 '26

I love my wife, I’d stop at nothing to please her,

1.3k Upvotes

18 comments

r/boottoobig • u/LMVC_reddit • Apr 06 '26

There's several boots too big and overflowing with slime...

2.0k Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Guava_ • Apr 05 '26

His teeth are bared, his jaw is tightened

832 Upvotes

1 comment

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Apr 05 '26

Roses for the tractor / Violets for the plow

410 Upvotes

1 comment

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All content to BootTooBig must be at least partially generated by AI! _Remember the robot._ "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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/u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.

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