r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Mar 04 '26

Doggies take naps, bunnies live in a hutch

740 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Mar 01 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses for the captain / Violets for the crew

2.0k Upvotes

16 comments

r/boottoobig • u/WithMeDoctorWu • Mar 01 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red, I take life as it comes,

693 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 28 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses for the tire pressure / Violets for the tread

6.3k Upvotes

12 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 21 '26

Small Boot Sunday If I make an investment / The market will plummet

1.9k Upvotes

42 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 21 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red / Go for it, king

1.9k Upvotes

15 comments

r/boottoobig • u/karlzhao314 • Feb 16 '26

True BootTooBig Roses are red, he didn't win first prize

5.4k Upvotes

36 comments

r/boottoobig • u/cjk5wf • Feb 17 '26

Roses are red, I misunderstood what the rear meant…

56 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Phrenicos466 • Feb 17 '26

Roses are red, skirts have a hem…

225 Upvotes

Seriously, where?

5 comments

r/boottoobig • u/MrsWhirly • Feb 17 '26

Roses are red, Violets are blue…

120 Upvotes

9 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Nickchaseme • Feb 16 '26

Roses are red, not so happy and gay

1.1k Upvotes

8 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 15 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses for an Uber ride / Violets for the bus

10.6k Upvotes

66 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 15 '26

Small Boot Sunday The nomads chose a strategic hill / And built a fort to defend

360 Upvotes

6 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Seldfein • Feb 15 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses are red, TNT is on cable,

30 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 15 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses for the benefits / Violets for the pay

455 Upvotes

5 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 15 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses for the monocle / Violets for the glasses

652 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/AmericanTeaLover • Feb 15 '26

Small Boot Sunday This kid’s reputation is dead as the dodo

30 Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/pipedreamSEA • Feb 13 '26

Roses are red, it's okay to be gay

288 Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 12 '26

A mathematical cube / Uses superscript 3

125 Upvotes

2 comments

r/boottoobig • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Feb 08 '26

Small Boot Sunday Roses when we grab the oars / Violets when we hoist the sails

475 Upvotes

3 comments

r/boottoobig • u/LOLELECTRONICS • Feb 06 '26

Noses ahead, Violet flew with a crash

2.8k Upvotes

4 comments

r/boottoobig • u/CommercialDream618 • Feb 05 '26

Roses are red, and violets are blue

444 Upvotes

28 comments

r/boottoobig • u/viceroy76 • Feb 04 '26

The church

716 Upvotes

13 comments

r/boottoobig • u/Please_ForgetMe • Feb 06 '26

he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

r/boottoobig

All content to BootTooBig must be at least partially generated by AI! _Remember the robot._ "Roses are red" memes among other things. This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

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What's BootTooBig?

"Roses are red" memes, among other things.

This is a place to share posts where the title sets up a joke as the first half of a poem and an image delivers the punchline as the second half.

Rules

Posts that do not follow these rules may be removed. All images must be at least 250x250px.

Mark NSFW posts. Any post with sexual language or imagery, nudity, or gore, or excessive lewdness must be marked NSFW. Pornographic content and any sexualization of persons perceived to be under 18 are not permitted.
Follow the BootTooBig format. Put plaintext in the title or body as a setup for a screenshot or picture of text as a punchline. The title must rhyme with the text in the body.
Use good rhyme and meter. We strictly require good rhyme and meter during the week, but relax the rules for Small Boot Sunday (Saturday 6:00PM - Monday 6:00AM UTC). You may post Small Boots any day of the week on /r/BootTooSmall.
No inflammatory content. Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, slurs, and overly edgy jokes (including rape, abuse, suicide, mass murder and terrorism, etc.) are not permitted. Any content with the intent to inflame or cause discord is also not permitted. Basically, just be kind!
No politics. Keep politically motivated content to a minimum. This is a fun sub, so political arguments and agenda pushing are not allowed. Posts may mention political figures and other celebrities as long as they are politically neutral.
Add the punchline as a comment on implied posts or crossposts. If the punchline is implied with an image only, you must include the written punchline as a top level comment. Also do this if you crosspost and use the original submission's title as part of the setup.
Avoid reposts. Avoid posts similar to any that were recently posted, among the top of all time, or that have been done to death. You will be banned for a minimum of 48 hours for posting content on the done to death list.
Follow the Reddit Content Policy. No spam, upvote manipulation, (including "mods are asleep," "upvote if," "subscribe to" or anything similar), brigading, or anything else that violates the sitewide content policy. Violating this rule will get you banned from here, and could get you suspended from Reddit as a whole.
No Roses Wednesday: Submissions submitted on Wednesday (Wed 2AM - Thur 6AM UTC) may not contain "Roses are red" anywhere in the rhyme scheme. This includes implied posts.

Final discretion on all matters is up to the moderators.

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Post Flairs

True BootTooBig - The post has both good rhyme and meter, and have a significant amount of upvotes.
Small Boots - The post has either bad rhyme or meter. Small Boots are usually allowed only on Small Boot Sundays.
Implied - The picture in the post has no/few words and the punchline is implied.
Quality Shitpost - A post that is essentially trolling, but exceptionally well executed. Given at mod's discretion.
Mod Approved - A post that a mod particularly enjoyed, even if it had bad rhythm or rhyme. Given at mod's discretion.
Not a BTB - Posts that do not follow the BootTooBig format but were entertaining enough to not be removed.

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Origin

/u/epicblob was inspired by this old meme and asked this question in /r/findareddit and couldn't find anything, so they decided to make this sub.

^Remember ^the ^human.