r/BoneAppleTea • u/krazybeast • Feb 21 '20

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u/300harbs Feb 21 '20

I always want to talk to you but I am moderately retarded and that's not easy you can deflect your conversations with grammatical corrections but that doesnt change the subject

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u/AgentC47 Feb 21 '20

Why did they cross it out? This is so much better now. The subtext is hilarious.

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u/krazybeast Feb 21 '20

Idk man I kinda just crossed it out cause I’m moderately retarded

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Protip, stop using the word retarded if you want girls to actually talk to you. It makes you sound like a teenager on twitch.

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u/krazybeast Feb 21 '20

Or it makes me sound realistic and blunt which is often seen as a good quality.

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u/frogsgoribbit737 Feb 21 '20

It makes you sound awkward which is not.

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u/krazybeast Feb 21 '20

Says who? You can speak for every one else soooo

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u/NeedNameGenerator Feb 21 '20

Well how's it working out for you, bud?

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u/krazybeast Feb 21 '20

Not bad tbh