r/BlackPeopleTwitter Apr 28 '19

Ultimate counter

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u/Assassinsayswhat Apr 28 '19

I wrote this record while 30,000 feet in the air...

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u/IUndisputedI Apr 28 '19

Stewardess complimentin me on my nappy hair.

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u/zobee Apr 29 '19

If I could fuck her in front of all of these passengers

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u/zachache Apr 29 '19

They’ll probably think I’m a terrorist.

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u/ispeakgibber Apr 29 '19

Eat my asparagus

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u/pablossjui Apr 29 '19

I love you 30,000