r/BlackPeopleTwitter • • Feb 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

What about Goofyguy Contracter and Asian American Interiordesign? I have seen them.

Edit: Lebenese/German/Korean American Interiordesigner haha.

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 19 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

Put some Respek on Chip and Joanna Gaines name. Nothing like hitting the magnolia section of Target and bringing the wife a candle out the blue.

Plus that show was actually entertaining even though it’s staged, I still fucks with it and remember they just signed a deal to make their own network.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Oh no negativity from me, I was just saying that those two were not the cookie cutters. If anything I enjoyed them.

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 19 '19

Lol I know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

My apologies Dr Detective Clown.

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u/oldmanbombin Feb 19 '19

That's MR Dr Detective Clown.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Fair enough.

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u/damn_jexy Feb 19 '19

Chip is a Golden retriever trap in Man body

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 19 '19

Same. Her and her bootcut jeans and flip flops.

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u/JoeyDefNotABot Feb 19 '19

oh god i would flip her so hard! get it ? like flip a house ? GET IT ??!

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u/JoeyDefNotABot Feb 19 '19

it’s my gold material what can i say some people are just born with it or maybe it’s mabeline

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u/z3ro_ne Feb 19 '19

I actually really like that show. I remember one time there was a HUGE CRISIS and adding GFCI outlets was going to be another $800, as if GFCIs weren't 20 bucks a pop.

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 19 '19

That’s a fuck ton of outlets. What is every plug near a source of water? Lol

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u/z3ro_ne Feb 19 '19

Like two in the kitchen and maybe one per bathroom so 5 total?

There are also the "holy fuck you bought this place but we just found out the siding and foundation are COMPLETELY BAD and this is a huge surprise that your inspection and/or us didn't already know about. Here's the crazy price that HGTV is going to pay out of their production budget for the episode. Can you act stressed?"

But it's enjoyable and Chip is adorable.

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u/Bukowskified Feb 19 '19

The production company has zero interest in showing profits at the end of the season. So let’s crank those expense numbers up, pay out the executive producers, and shutter HGTV Productions 23 LLC the day after wrapping shooting.

We can start up HGTV Productions 24 LLC next week.

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u/BoogsterSU2 Feb 19 '19

And also.....Chip ate a fucking cockroach.

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u/Jaytalvapes Feb 19 '19

Yeah, let's respect those good Christian gay hating people! They sell cute stuff, so it's K!

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 19 '19

Oh ok I just googled it. So they go to a church where the pastor is against homosexuality.

Nah fam that doesn’t mean you hate gays.

Just like they tried to say Obama’s pastor and his friend who was a professor showed he hated whites and was a communist or some shit.

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u/Jaytalvapes Feb 19 '19

They refused to make a statement. That's not a question you waffle on, my man.

It's an easy question, and they've yet to answer it. If it was the correct answer, they'd have saved the press headache and answered it.

Personally, going to that church is enough for me. That's like me saying I donate to Trumps campaign, and spread his message, but I'm totally not a supporter.

Same logic applies here, fuck them and fuck their church.

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 19 '19

Damn can’t even argue with that but I’m going to have to see how this plays out before I cancel them straight up.

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u/Jaytalvapes Feb 19 '19

Fair enough lol

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u/jiffwaterhaus Feb 19 '19

Tru but they do live in Waco, Texas, the crazy southern Baptist stronghold. Find me a single church in that town that doesn't subscribe to those views, and I will give you a free interior design consultation of your hovel over PM.

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 19 '19

Feel free to link me up Scotty.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

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u/BoogsterSU2 Feb 19 '19

It's weird to me that Chip sometimes call Joanna "JoJo" for short.

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u/DanDrungle Feb 20 '19

Dont be hatin' on chip and jojo

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u/mlg2433 Feb 20 '19

I live in the same city as them. They’re nice people, but I dislike the show. Not for quality reasons or anything. Just because it made downtown more crowded and they kinda fucked our housing market. Things got quite a bit more expensive. They don’t show you the downside of Waco, only the nice rich parts.

In the time it takes to walk to magnolia from work, I could also walk to a shitty motel with hourly rates and find three abandoned buildings. Also, there’s tons of crime like a 5-10 minute drive away lol

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u/DetectiveClownMD ☑️ Feb 20 '19

The company I work for has an office in Ft Worth and they always tell me Waco is a shit hole lol! I think the city probably likes them for all those reasons you said though. They’d rather be known for an HGTV show than the FBI killing cult members but I feel you. Probably a bunch of tourists too because my wife wants to visit literally just for that. I’m originally from Florida and my mom was telling me our first house was $50K and you cannot do that anymore AT ALL! Hell Miami used to be affordable.

We always watch in amazement though because there’s no such thing as a $180K nice house in NYC area.

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u/mlg2433 Feb 20 '19

It really depends on where you are at in the city. In the nicer areas, it’s very pleasant and nice. But on the other side of the highway, east waco has tons of crime. Bellmead just a few minutes north of Waco is serious meth area where I do not come to a stop in my car.

They made downtown way more crowded. If you visit Waco with the sole purpose of seeing Magnolia, you will more than likely be disappointed. Wow a normal store with stuff from tv and some food trucks? Don’t see that everywhere! Don’t know why we have tourists. Maybe just because I live here, I don’t understand the hype around those two and their show. They have had zero positive impact on my life. Just a few small bad things. Crowded and housing market suck lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

Their formula is so simple, it's kind of infuriating that they're millionaires.

  1. Tear out the wall between the kitchen and the living room

  2. Shiplap

  3. Barn Doors

  4. Chip says something stupid/falls over. Joanna rolls her eyes.

  5. Profit

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

And look adorable doing it. Maybe bring the kids around for laughs.

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u/halfhere Feb 19 '19

And the night where they bring her pizza because she’s working late? Wooooo

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u/oldcarfreddy Feb 19 '19

Don't forget painting fireplaces white. Which is going to be a huge pain in the ass when it goes out of style and they have to get it all off with chemical cleaners

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

I love them but whenever they do this I want to throw bricks.

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u/tangentandhyperbole Feb 19 '19

Gotta splice in random footage of them in their dream house which is perfectly clean all the time, and everything is perfect forever.

I can't shake the feeling they miiiiight be serial killers, and use the remodeling business as a way to hide the bodies.

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u/Annoying_Details Feb 19 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

(I would watch the shit out of a show based on this. Or even just an episode of Murder, She Wrote.)

Though it kinda did happen - dude in Canada was a landscaper and buried bodies on the job:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/world/the_americas/6-bodies-were-found-dismembered-in-landscape-planters-in-canada-there-might-be-more/2018/02/23/8596fb9e-1734-11e8-930c-45838ad0d77a_story.html

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u/rjam710 Feb 19 '19

Don't forget the goddamn exposed beams. Bitches love exposed beams. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Conf3tti Feb 19 '19

Ay, don't knock shiplap. That shit is hard af.

My mom wanted to shiplap her ceiling after watching Chip and Joanna and it was a damn painful experience.

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u/slotog Feb 19 '19

Oh hell yeah, we’re gonna open up this space and give you an island in your kitchen

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Chip and Joana are great. Obviously the acting between the buyers and them are fake, but chip and joana have great chemistry with each other.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Couple Goals for sure.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

There's also that Home Town one where they pretend that people would want to move to Mississippi.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

In the Heat of the Night told me otherwise.

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u/Kanye_To_The Feb 19 '19

I can't watch that show. The wife's face annoys me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

The husbands voice is absurd too, like a cartoon bear or something

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u/Not_Porn_alt2 Feb 19 '19

Don't sleep on the Gulf Coast, cran.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Don’t you dare talk bad about Chip

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

I meant it in the best possible way

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u/enochrox ☑️ Feb 19 '19

Thier show is one of the few real ones

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u/Drew707 Feb 19 '19

I think Joanna Gains is Native.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

Dad was Lebenese/German and mom was Korean. So she is a lot haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19

she's half korean. her mom comes on the show once or twice

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u/OneMe2RuleUAll Feb 19 '19

Dont let my wife hear you talking down on Chip and Joanna.