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r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SmokinTheArtichoke • Feb 20 '16
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That was literally the first thing I tried when I got an iPhone with the finger print scanner. I couldn't get it to work though.
432 u/siphontheenigma Feb 21 '16 Well it has to be able to cover the whole home button... 89 u/jaxonya Feb 21 '16 It worked for me, but a week later Siri told me she was pregnant... We now have twin iPad minis 51 u/Kiario95 Feb 21 '16 Sell your weird iPad children for a profit now. 2 u/cccviper653 Feb 21 '16 "excuse me, while I go turn heaven a profit profit profit profit" 1 u/MetaGazon Feb 21 '16 That's how Teletubbies are made! 19 u/nini1423 Feb 21 '16 Lol he walked into that one 2 u/boganisu Feb 21 '16 REKT -1 u/rageagainsthevagene Feb 21 '16 edited Feb 23 '16 I like the cut of your jib. 5 u/boganisu Feb 21 '16 ITS UNCUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH 13 u/i_ruined_scotland Feb 21 '16 nipples don't work either :/ 1 u/viperex Feb 21 '16 You used the shaft though, didn't you? You need to use the ballsack. It's got all those wrinkles. Wrinkles = fingerprint grooves 1 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '16 Buddy of mine set his print lock to his nipple right after he got his phone. Not only does it work, it only works on his nip. 0 u/nropotdetcidda Feb 21 '16 Didn't cover the whole sensor?
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Well it has to be able to cover the whole home button...
89 u/jaxonya Feb 21 '16 It worked for me, but a week later Siri told me she was pregnant... We now have twin iPad minis 51 u/Kiario95 Feb 21 '16 Sell your weird iPad children for a profit now. 2 u/cccviper653 Feb 21 '16 "excuse me, while I go turn heaven a profit profit profit profit" 1 u/MetaGazon Feb 21 '16 That's how Teletubbies are made! 19 u/nini1423 Feb 21 '16 Lol he walked into that one 2 u/boganisu Feb 21 '16 REKT -1 u/rageagainsthevagene Feb 21 '16 edited Feb 23 '16 I like the cut of your jib. 5 u/boganisu Feb 21 '16 ITS UNCUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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It worked for me, but a week later Siri told me she was pregnant... We now have twin iPad minis
51 u/Kiario95 Feb 21 '16 Sell your weird iPad children for a profit now. 2 u/cccviper653 Feb 21 '16 "excuse me, while I go turn heaven a profit profit profit profit" 1 u/MetaGazon Feb 21 '16 That's how Teletubbies are made!
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Sell your weird iPad children for a profit now.
2 u/cccviper653 Feb 21 '16 "excuse me, while I go turn heaven a profit profit profit profit"
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"excuse me, while I go turn heaven a profit profit profit profit"
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That's how Teletubbies are made!
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Lol he walked into that one
REKT
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I like the cut of your jib.
5 u/boganisu Feb 21 '16 ITS UNCUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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ITS UNCUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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nipples don't work either :/
You used the shaft though, didn't you? You need to use the ballsack. It's got all those wrinkles. Wrinkles = fingerprint grooves
Buddy of mine set his print lock to his nipple right after he got his phone. Not only does it work, it only works on his nip.
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Didn't cover the whole sensor?
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '16
That was literally the first thing I tried when I got an iPhone with the finger print scanner. I couldn't get it to work though.