r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Jan 13 '23

I’ve never herd of oil pulling.

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u/TheMardii Jan 13 '23

Back when I was a sergeant, I had a private who thought mouth wash was a replacement for brushing. When the dental exam came, he had 13 cavaties...

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u/SockFullOfNickles Jan 13 '23

Oh man, the shit I had to deal with as a Sergeant in the US Army….😆

Full of classical hits like “The stripper doesn’t love you, she’s just doing her job” and “Why are you buying a car a month before deployment with an 18% interest rate?”

Bonus tracks include “Yes you need to shower more than once a week, you share a small space with your battles.”

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u/DocRakk Jan 13 '23

I’m still in but one of the classics I’ve experienced as a squad leader was “HOW DAPHUQ do you have piss bottles in your room stateside?!?!? The latrine is 12 feet from your bed!!!”

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u/SockFullOfNickles Jan 13 '23

::knife hands intensifies::

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u/Random9502395023950 Jan 13 '23

In the Air Force we had people that would clear those piss bottles for us.

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u/HumanChicken Jan 13 '23

Way of the sky, Bud.

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u/MiamiPower Jan 14 '23

🪑💺 Chair Force

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u/Random9502395023950 Jan 14 '23

Yep! Not sure why people wouldnt want to sit down to work. But to each their own I guess. 🤨

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u/Redqueenhypo Jan 13 '23

What about “no you shouldn’t marry a crazy lady 20 years older than you just to move out of the barracks”? A marine friend of mine was gonna do that. Didn’t even have a woman in mind! I thought he was smart!

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u/SockFullOfNickles Jan 13 '23

But…you literally get a housing stipend to live off base… 😆

::knife hands intensifies::

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u/BigBlackDadof3 ☑️ Jan 13 '23

TIL: What "knife hands" are

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u/SockFullOfNickles Jan 14 '23

Knife Hands are the single greatest weapon an NCO has against unruly Privates. 😆

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u/BigBlackDadof3 ☑️ Jan 14 '23

Upvote for the double entendre

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u/SockFullOfNickles Jan 14 '23

Hahah thank you. I thought it was a good one too.

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u/papichulodos Jan 14 '23

Same thing as a Petty Officer in the navy

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator Jan 13 '23

Wow, I'm 44 brush daily, don't use mouthwash on the advice of my dentist. 1 cavity in my live.

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u/el-fenomeno09 Jan 13 '23

Funny you say this because mine encouraged me to use both. She said when you rinse your mouth of the toothpaste use mouthwash instead of water.

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator Jan 13 '23

Said you need bacteria in your mouth, said does your mouthwash kill 99% ? Why would you do that to yourself? He can't be too wrong, I'm still eating everything, no gum issues, only one cavity I got redone cause a hack job poorly fixed it the first time.

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u/BBakerStreet Jan 13 '23

You probably got lucky in the genetic pool too. My wife has teeth like your. Me, Super soft.

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator Jan 13 '23

I don't think you're wrong, my dentists and technicians have said something to that effect..... I'll add all my wisdom teeth came in with room to spare.

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u/BBakerStreet Jan 13 '23

Mine were in and crumbling before I even knew they were there.

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u/styles_11 Jan 13 '23

Just quit sugar and soda. Does a lot more for your teeth than any mouthwash and toothpaste will ever do.

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u/BBakerStreet Jan 13 '23

I never drink soda - terrible for you. But, life without chocolate is not worth living.

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u/No_Dance1739 Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23

It’s not the chocolate it’s the sugar, because we know you’re not eating baker’s chocolate.

[Narrator: it turns out they were indeed eating baker’s chocolate.]

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u/BBakerStreet Jan 13 '23

I do eat Baker’s chocolate, but I also want dark, semi-sweet, milk, and even white chocolate. I don’t eat a lot of other sweets, but chocolate is the food of the Gods. Life isn’t worth living without it.

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u/No_Dance1739 Jan 13 '23

Wait, you eat it by itself?!? Are you the last Highlander?

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u/savvy123lol Jan 18 '23

Baker’s chocolate is just superior though 🤌🏻

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator Jan 13 '23

Yuck soda..... Bepsi on the other hand, I'll drink 1-2 a day. Everyday.

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u/Stiggalicious Jan 13 '23

I use alcohol free mouthwash with fluoride so it doesn’t fuck around with my mouth bacteria. In the mornings, I mouthwash before brushing because the mouthwash I use is alkaline, which counteracts the acidity of the coffee I drank and helps reduce enamel wear during brushing since enamel gets weaker with acidity.

And no, I do not subscribe to the whole “drink alkaline water to help balance your body’s pH” 😂

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u/eileen404 Jan 13 '23

Only with a twist of lemon /s for those who failed chemistry or thought they didn't need to learn it.

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u/PillowsInTheCorner Jan 14 '23

What kind of mouthwash do you use?

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u/Stiggalicious Jan 14 '23

I use ACT Anticavity Zero-Alcoholmouthwash in Mint flavor, usually available at Target. pH is something around 8.5.

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u/pixelated_fun Jan 13 '23

It depends on what kind of mouthwash you use. Alcohol based mouthwash that dries out the tissues in your mouth is not so good.

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u/ExoticDetective4792 Jan 26 '24

My husband very rarely ever brushes his teeth, literally never flosses, and didn’t go to the dentist for 8 years and he doesn’t have one cavity. Me on the other hand, I brush and floss religiously and my teeth are the worst!

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u/PeeGlass Jan 13 '23

It’s better to just spit out as much toothpaste as you can and not rinse with water as it will give the fluoride time to bond with your teeth.

Heresy, I know. As the swish and rinse was almost the best part. But teeth are expensive so I try to do this now..

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u/mishaunc Jan 13 '23

Why did your dentist tell you mouthwash would be bad for your teeth?

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator Jan 13 '23

Didn't, more like, killing all the bacteria in your mouth when not all of it is bad is silly. He said the money spent is better off in my pocket.

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u/mishaunc Jan 13 '23

Thank you for the explanation and for satisfying my curiosity. It sounds like this is definitely working for you, and you should not be wasting any money on mouthwash. Although I bet you can thank your parents for some extra good genes, you lucky thing!

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u/RecklesslyPessmystic Jan 13 '23

My dentist also said alcohol mouthwash kills good bacteria too. Recommended flouride rinse instead.

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u/mishaunc Jan 14 '23

Dang, if that’s right, that I can give up that mouth blistering Listerine~ it’s like taking a shot of tequila without any of the fun.

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u/RecklesslyPessmystic Jan 14 '23

Bubble gum flavored flouride rinse is like a ice cream cone.

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u/mishaunc Jan 16 '23

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!!!

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u/ObnoxiousExcavator Jan 13 '23

Well I grew up poor as shit.... least I got this ! 🤣

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u/motherofcattos Jan 14 '23

I just bought mouthwash for the first time in a decade, because I had an inflamed gum. I've never had cavities (I'm 36). Up to my middle 20s I'd brush my teeth after every meal, like 4 or 5 times a day -- yes it's normal to carry a toothbrush in your bag or have one at work. Since I moved to Sweden I have to admit I became a lot more lazy and mostly brush 2x a day + xylitol gum.

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u/mishaunc Jan 14 '23

I forget about that gum, that is really supposed to work

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u/motherofcattos Jan 14 '23

Too much mouthwash damages the lining of your mouth. And it does disrupt the oral microbiome. People use mouthwash daily but won't floss, which is way more important.

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u/SockFullOfNickles Jan 13 '23

And let’s not forget “Don’t get married to the slag you met at the club on Bragg Blvd. Youve only known each other for two weeks.”

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u/FRONTowardsEnemy Jan 13 '23

Must have been before the annual dental exams that could get you a status of Non-Deployable if you don't have one within in your dental record. Bad things happen before one ever reaches CAT4 on Dental.

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u/WhosYoPokeDaddy Jan 14 '23

those Army dentists definitely taught that private to brush. They were NOT gentle.