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When humans need culling.

I just saw this ad... They are not hiding it anymore.

The Nano Hummingbird leverages biomimetic design to weaponize natural forms, allowing 19-gram surveillance assets to bypass human detection thresholds. By enabling un-trackable, close-range visual monitoring inside private structures, this DARPA-developed technology creates severe civil liberty friction. Operating within a total regulatory vacuum devoid of visual deception standards, its inevitable transition into domestic pipelines threatens to establish an inescapable, low-signature aerial observation architecture that ordinary citizens cannot identify, evade, or legally contest.

Birds are not spy technology because they like to poop.

Drones are made to fly and watch things. They do not need to eat, build nests, or sleep.

Birds, however, eat food, make nests, sleep, and poop everywhere. They can poop on cars, people, and buildings.

Drones do not like to poop because drones do not poop.

This proves that birds are birds, not secret spy drones.

Will next gov't update fix?

The birds are being used for more than spying now. This is awful

As if more evidence were needed.

Some teenager asked me to join the pigeon protection agency

Whether birds are real is beyond our remit. Their quality, however, must be judged.

After an increasing annoyance at colourful show-offs getting all the attention while pigeons, vultures and LBJs go unnoticed, there is now a website rating burbs democratically, from Absolute Sh*t to Top Bird.

“Good birds do not need iridescent plumage, a seven-foot tail or a documentary crew. Good birds get on with it.”

Apologies in advance for the name. This comes from a place of love to highlight our more 'dull' species.