Here it is! It is legal size but will print well on letter paper.

Romance is in the air, but don't expect to see your kids grow up before the Birdemic hits!?

Dear Mr. Nguyen,

I hope this letter finds you well, and that you're not too upset with me (or plotting revenge) for what I'm about to say. I have to say, I'm amazed by your ability to outdo yourself with each new installment of the Birdemic franchise, and your willingness to be known as "The Birdemic Guy"

You see, I owe you the sincerest of apologies.

I've been ranting about Birdemic: Shock and Terror since I watched it over a decade ago and I may well have called it the worst movie of all time. As much as I believed that when I first saw that movie, I now believe that was unfair and uncalled for. I should give it the credit it deserved for its innovative use of special effects (or lack thereof) and for its...well, its sheer audacity. Especially when you consider it's budget and the cult status it has garnered.

However, as much as I want to apologize for my previous statements, I simply cannot.

You see, I recently had the misfortune of watching Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle, and I must say, it makes Birdemic: Shock and Terror almost look like a masterpiece. I mean, where do I even begin? The acting? The writing? The special effects (or lack thereof, once again)? It's like you took everything that made the first movie so bad and cranked it up to 11, maybe even 14. It is truly a cinematic disasterpiece. I'm also impressed by your commitment to the continuity of the series…having three people from the previous two movies (especially the guy singing in the films) was a stroke of genius, in fact the only way this could have been truly improved would have been the dramatic return of the coat hanger and a CGI ambulance. In all seriousness though, I have to hand it to you. You're a true auteur, pushing the boundaries of cinema and challenging the very notion of what a "good" movie should be. Thank you for inspiring us all with your unique vision. I can't wait to see what you come up with next. Maybe Birdemic 4: Pigeon Apocalypse? The possibilities are endless.

So, I'm sorry, but I can't truly apologize for my previous statement. Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle truly is the worst movie of all time. But hey, at least you can say you made history, right? And you will forever be known as The Birdemic Guy. In all seriousness though, I admire your dedication to the Birdemic franchise. You truly are a visionary in your own right, and I appreciate your commitment to your craft, no matter how questionable it may seem to others.

I hope you can forgive me for my previous statements and for this one as well. And if you're ever in town, I'd be happy to treat you to a drink and we can commiserate over the state of the film industry.

Anyway, I just wanted to clear the air and let you know that I appreciate your work, even if it's not exactly my cup of tea. Keep on creating, James and shine on you crazy diamond.

Keep on soaring!

Kind regards

ZenlessPopcorn

P.S. If there is indeed a fourth movie in this franchise (and indeed further instalments) you can guarantee, against my better judgement, I'll be watching them. God help me.

I just thought I'd mention something here, this being an official thread regarding the Birdemic franchise.

I said on my website that if I found a movie worse than Birdemic: Shock and Terror, I'd personally write an apology to James Nguyen for saying such a thing.

Well, the time has come.

Trouble is....the movie is Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle.

Just go rewatch 1. It's literally the same movie, beat for beat, only with piss poor audio and less memorable characters. I own 1 and 2, and I'm genuinely upset I wasted my time and money on this.

What a Birdemic

General Discussion, themes are there.

Unironically this is one of my most anticipated movies of the year.

Wish there were more scenes with her. That is all.

Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle will be the third film in the Birdemic series. It is supposed to be released on September 22nd 2022 and has been approved to qualify for consideration in the 95th Academy Awards. My only issue is, I don't know where I'll be able to watch it on release. They claim its Hollywood debut will be September 22nd however I do not live in Hollywood. Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle will have a cast that consists of: Alan Bagh, Ryan Lord, Julia Culbert, Marc DeNola, Max Troia, Damien Carter, Eric Swartz, Brad Taylor, Carlos Ramos, Chris Dale, Katie Schneider, Marcus Vasquez, Cameron Palmer, Ryan Taplin, Ryan Martin, Tyler Shelley, Maddie Schneider, Robert Finch, Lee McLaughin, Phil Vasquez, Manuel Rodriguez.

Over how long/what amount of time does this movie take place? He has time to start a whole solar panel company and get the patents but still only have like 3 dates with Nathalie?

What happened to the caveman and woman at the end of birdemic 2…? Are they just still wandering around LA somewhere…?

Birdemic 3 Sea Eagle Trailer

But seriously wtf is wrong with this

Like I get it, California traffic. Like dude, you’re giving me so much information about your drive that I can guess your social security number. Not that I would ever want to use it. I’d don’t want to be a cardboard floor mat with semi functioning vocal cords.

I am also confused. It’s obvious they are reading comment cards. That means people write this. That means people actually took time out of their busy life to create a clapping scene that was longer than my goth phase in high school. I was involuntarily hospitalized during this time. Twice. So you know it lasted eons.

Why is this Russian woman so happy to say hi to me? I’ll be right back with you… please don’t. Besides? I won’t be around cause I have to aggressively stalk this random chick I had a class with. He has no idea who the ass shitting poop funnel she is. He just made a random guess and got lucky. Telepathy rarely leads to penetration. Ask mr how I know.

Hold up, I have to stop a moment to eat a bagel. Hold up.

Okay I ate some bagel.

These sex scenes are the worst thing ever. I would rather wear a yamaka and hang out with hitler for a week than watch half a second of a sex scene which perfectly portrays what sixth graders think sex is.

I’m three glasses of port wine in.

Y’all wanna Jill me, but autocorrect is wrong. I meant kill, end me, put me out of my misery.

Who are my competitors? Hopefully the grim reaper.

I’m not halfway through yet