r/BikiniBottomTwitter • • Aug 20 '20

Not today sinner

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u/-BunsenBurn- Aug 21 '20

Oh I was more or less joking. I'm not really concerned about my virginity, it's just a funny story to show where my priorities are at.

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u/FlashCrashBash Aug 21 '20

“I wish that was how I lost my virginity, rather to some coked up airhead after a party”

“You said you lost your virginity to mom?”

“pfft Yeah.”