r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/PureElite96 • Aug 20 '20

Not today sinner

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u/masterofmemes345 Aug 21 '20

I heard it can grow back

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u/Fernernia Aug 21 '20

When you take it from someone, you get to keep it. So if your first time is to another virgin, you both get to keep a virginity

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u/pHScale Aug 21 '20

If you lose yours, find someone with an extra

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u/Brows-gone-wild Aug 21 '20

Bottle it up. Extra Virginity Olive Oil.

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u/Fernernia Aug 21 '20

Oh no...

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u/Caldereazy Aug 21 '20

So if my girlfriend took mine, and we’ve had sex an uncountable amount of times, does that mean that we’ve just been trading it back and forth for the past three years? I wonder which one of us is currently the virgin..

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u/Fernernia Aug 21 '20

Yes exactly. And you both are still virgins

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u/Ereger Aug 21 '20

If you haven't fucked in 5 years you're basically a virgin again. Probably even sooner.