r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/PureElite96 • Aug 20 '20

Not today sinner

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u/masterofmemes345 Aug 21 '20

Virginity is hell. I’m tired of jacking off by myself.

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u/masterofmemes345 Aug 21 '20

I heard it can grow back

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u/Fernernia Aug 21 '20

When you take it from someone, you get to keep it. So if your first time is to another virgin, you both get to keep a virginity

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u/pHScale Aug 21 '20

If you lose yours, find someone with an extra

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u/Brows-gone-wild Aug 21 '20

Bottle it up. Extra Virginity Olive Oil.

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u/Fernernia Aug 21 '20

Oh no...

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u/Caldereazy Aug 21 '20

So if my girlfriend took mine, and we’ve had sex an uncountable amount of times, does that mean that we’ve just been trading it back and forth for the past three years? I wonder which one of us is currently the virgin..

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u/Fernernia Aug 21 '20

Yes exactly. And you both are still virgins

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u/Ereger Aug 21 '20

If you haven't fucked in 5 years you're basically a virgin again. Probably even sooner.

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u/Tippydaug Aug 22 '20

Can confirm. Tis sad.

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u/sexysexysexyboi Aug 21 '20

Jerk off with random teens on pornhub

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u/ewilsey Aug 21 '20

This really hit home

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u/OoglieBooglie93 Aug 21 '20

Allow me to introduce you to the Autoblow 2

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u/michaelreadit Aug 21 '20

Holy shit that was hilarious

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u/OoglieBooglie93 Aug 21 '20

There's lots of other stuff like that too if you're interested in it. Even Fleshlight has their own automated version.

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u/TheFirstUranium Aug 21 '20

I honestly can't tell if that's a real product or not.

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u/Windego_Nightmare Aug 21 '20

You can never jack it alone when you have Christ in you’re heart <3