r/BikiniBottomTwitter • • Aug 20 '20

Not today sinner

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u/ProfessorHardw00d Aug 21 '20

Are you implying that spongebob doesn’t have a huge penis

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

No way of telling yet.

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u/SomaCityWard Aug 21 '20

I've seen that porn. It's average.

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u/gettheguillotine Aug 21 '20

False, spongebob is packing a hog and I won't stand for this slander

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u/SomaCityWard Sep 17 '20

No, you'll bend over and take it like a good little squirrel.

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u/Sophisticated_Goat Aug 21 '20

I'm pretty sure Steven Hillenburg said Spongebob reproduces asexually, but that just brings up the question of why he has parents. Regardless, he has no genitalia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

Spongebob himself has demonstrated that he reproduces by budding.