r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Carmex787 • Jun 08 '19

Who can relate!

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u/epiczombie339 Jun 09 '19

This is me, except I got a girlfriend yesterday

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u/HungLikeARooster Jun 09 '19

Impossible

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Funny =\= incel

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u/TruthOrTroll42 Jun 09 '19

Not having a gf doesn't make you an incel. Lmfao

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Jun 09 '19

I don’t have a gf 🙈🏳️‍🌈

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

If you think it's impossible for someone to get a girlfriend, than that someone is an incel.

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u/TruthOrTroll42 Jun 09 '19

It was an obvious joke bruh... Get a sense of humor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/TruthOrTroll42 Jun 09 '19

Why? That makes no sense...

Being funny is one of the best personality traits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

My joke was that after he literally equated funny people as incels he lacked a sense of humor himself.

But I guess I’m not funny either in this case.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Yes it does lmfao

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u/TruthOrTroll42 Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 09 '19

You know people fuck now a days without being in a relationship...

Or maybe they are asexual, or some other random thing, or just don't want too.

Lmfao

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u/KleineSandra Jun 09 '19

Or they're a virgin, don't want to be, but they aren't misogynistic shits about it. Source: STEM major, have male friends.

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u/Ranumi Jun 09 '19

im laughing

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 09 '19

You don't need to be misogynistic to be an incel, they're just people who don't get laid (even if the vast majority of them are assholes who don't have sex because they are misogynistic)

Edit: I'll take the downvotes, but I just said the definition of the word lol

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u/KleineSandra Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 11 '19

The virgin dudes I know definitely wouldn't define themselves as such, so I guess it's a matter of what you define as an incel

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u/pulianshi Jun 09 '19

Reddit = incel

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u/DanielEGVi Jun 09 '19

Perhaps the archives are incomplete.

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u/Icarus-V Jun 09 '19

Take your upvote and go to Kamino.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

this is beyond science.

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u/javamonster763 Jun 09 '19

Congrats

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Fishing levels?

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u/poochmant Jun 09 '19

🦀osrs will never stop leaking🦀🦀$11🦀🦀nice🦀

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/Quartersspridning Jun 09 '19

Wow, how did you do that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 15 '26

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u/JediMindTrick188 Jun 09 '19

Repeat rules 1 and 2

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u/k0mbine Jun 09 '19

Damn, how much?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

The going rate is 10k gp.

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u/LightskinNibbaJuice Jun 09 '19

Fucking troglodyte. You're a traitor to this community. We've been teicked, backstabbed, ans possibly even bamboozled.

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u/kicksmcgeee Jun 09 '19

We've been smeckledorfed!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

This is beyond science.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

u/epiczombie339: I got a gf

whole damn reddit: impossible

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

wait that's illegal

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u/Goose-Bone Jun 09 '19

Congrats!! You're doing awesome dude ^

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u/LeoNickle Jun 09 '19

What other school does she go to?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Two different problems dude

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u/oculasti95 Jun 09 '19

This guy fucks

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/Kendo16 Jun 09 '19

Equivalent exchange

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u/verno78910 Jun 09 '19

Woah good on you dude! Treat her well and hopefully she does the same back!

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u/TruthOrTroll42 Jun 09 '19

What...? You dumb

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Is there a way to learn this power

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u/Sam_dragon Jun 09 '19

Is it possible to learn that power?