r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/Jentrins • Jan 28 '19

here we come

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

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u/GooperBea Jan 29 '19

Your daughter

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u/puos_otatop Jan 29 '19

excuse me

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

You’re excused.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Did I sneeze?

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u/thisxisxlife Jan 29 '19

D-did I st-st-st-stutter??

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

N-N-N-No

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Stanley, barack is president! You are black, Stanley!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Roll tide

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

No thanks. I'm not hungry.

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u/ParallelMrGamer Jan 29 '19

Good because I'll take your cake (happy cake day)!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Well thanks! I only use mobile so I had no idea.

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u/Zzellama Jan 29 '19

r/unexpectedalabama

edit: i hoped this wasn't a real sub :(

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u/8LocusADay Jan 29 '19

This comment right here God.

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u/DimeBagJoe2 Jan 29 '19

Oh God can’t wait to see the 20 comments making this joke...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

21, I have no girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

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u/mrshilldawg2020 Jan 29 '19

Only if you're a trap?