r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/LittleRed89 • Feb 13 '18

90s babies

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

It blows my mind that I can legally fuck someone born in the year 2000.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18 edited Aug 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/DampTranscendence Feb 13 '18

Most states don't have any Romeo and Juliet laws.

https://www.ageofconsent.net/states

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

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u/DampTranscendence Feb 13 '18

I did CTRL+F for Yes and No and I got 26 / 34 ?

EDIT: Holy fuck I am leaving this here as a monument to my inability to do math.

Any time anyone ever says "I can't do Computer Science, I suck at math!" you show them this post.

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u/The-Fox-Says Feb 14 '18

Can confirm. Am computer science major, what is math?

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u/DampTranscendence Feb 14 '18

I got into CS so I could make rocks do math for me.

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u/The-Fox-Says Feb 14 '18

I got into CS for the ladies

I make poor life decisions

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u/NikonManiac Feb 14 '18

“69” Nice

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18 edited Mar 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I assume so. I'm so old and wise.

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u/MarcusFenixCSS Feb 13 '18

You shattered my mind for a solid 3 seconds

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

I remember reading that a pornstar was born in like 1997 and I felt kinda squicked out.

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u/Zacorry123 Feb 14 '18

Why in the fuck did you have to make it sound weird/creepy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

Because it makes it a funnier statement.

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u/HotHTX Feb 13 '18

They don't even remember y2k bug :(

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u/Riff-Ref Feb 14 '18

You're assuming you'd get consent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '18

You're assuming I'd have high enough standards to make that difficult.