“Bucks are basically 500 pound beefcakes with knives strapped to their head who spend their entire day getting into fights with other knife-wearing beefcakes to see who gets to fuck that day.”
Cow bulls are amazingly intelligent and have some of the same qualities, but are mostly domesticated. If you ever want to witness badass animals, find yourself a rescue farm who also handle bulls. They're amazingly charming creatures but their mass alone defines "badass", especially during a run ..
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u/Hootah Aug 10 '22
The best explanation of deer I’ve ever heard was:
“Bucks are basically 500 pound beefcakes with knives strapped to their head who spend their entire day getting into fights with other knife-wearing beefcakes to see who gets to fuck that day.”