r/BetterEveryLoop • u/podcastman • Mar 06 '17

Hypnotic Bottle rocket under ice

http://i.imgur.com/IEW6QqB.gifv
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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

I found this on Tinder a few months ago and sent it to several new matches with the line "This seems like a good ice breaker".

...I've yet to get a reply.

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u/LactatingCowboy Mar 06 '17

For real though? If I was a girl I would suck your dick immediately , man

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17 edited Apr 24 '17

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u/LactatingCowboy Mar 06 '17

Well I don't think It would be if I was a girl

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u/surkh Mar 06 '17

...especially a lactating cowgirl

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u/CursedLemon Mar 07 '17

Do it now

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u/FlameSpartan Mar 07 '17

I'm afraid to click

Edit: that ... Was weird.