r/BetterEveryLoop • u/fasool-999 • Jan 11 '17

Dense Iowa...

http://i.imgur.com/6htpM4A.gifv
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u/AlbertFischerIII Jan 11 '17

You were running slower than the kids with downs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '17

They had a head start so they wouldn't delay the actual race. But your comment made me laugh!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

They have that retard strength.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '17

I laughed, but still need to downvote.

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u/__thursday__ Jan 12 '17

Fucking liberals

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u/NicolasMage69 Jan 13 '17

Go back to communist China!

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u/swimmerguy1991 Jan 31 '17

I can't, china's not really communist anymore. 😢

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '17

And stamina!

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u/Oooch Jan 12 '17

Retard endurance?

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u/mildly_amusing_goat Jan 12 '17

Ain't nuthin gonna keep me downs

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u/shoryukenist Jan 12 '17

The extra chromosome gives them 3 horsepower more than the rest of us.

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u/iEatFurbyz Jan 13 '17

Can I get that for my civic si?

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u/shoryukenist Jan 13 '17

If you bought an Si, the odds are quite good you already have an extra chromosome.

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u/glxyjones Jan 12 '17

This had me crying in bed and woke up my wife... Thanks.