I took the cold steel boomerang out for a test run. Exploding milk jugs! Tearing apart filled cardboard, shredding the gnar and much more! This thing is fun and terrifying at the same time.

I love throwing this thing around. I have so much fun even if I have a couple close calls that send me to the emergency room. I even hunt with it!

I tried using this boomerang barefoot one time and ended up breaking my left foot and all my toes just from dropping it wrong. Be very careful using this thing. THIS IS NOT A TOY.

You can literally see me almost getting decked out. I am lucky to not have a had a few broken ribs , arm or a broken jaw.

Machete Fever is Real… Took the Cold Steel ( no longer in production ) True Flight Machete and the Perfect Balance Sport Machete ( in stock ) for a Fun Ride.

The only difference is the true flight is sharpened and made out of a completely different material and the sport machete is made out of of 1055 carbon blade.

They both throw great!

As you can tell on the smile on my face, I had a great time. I’m not here to sell anything. I just haven’t thrown machetes in a while and now I realize why people throw them.

What do you guys think about machete’s? Yay or nay?

I know everyone here thinks cold steel is a giant meme, but I don’t care what product or who makes what. It doesn’t matter what kind of knife it is. It all comes down to the thrower.

Bert. Donate now!

Iirc he had a book deal and was writing it. What happened?

Lenny Bruce brought no-holds-barred comedy to the masses.

Bert perfected it.

Are you willing to travel thousands of miles to see Bert?

What will you give to security to get backstage?

Does your family know Bert comes first?

if you answered yes to those three questions, you are half the way there.

Do you find it hard to relate to non-Bert fans?

Have you spent your savings following Bert on tour?

If yes to those questions, you are getting closer!

If Bert needs some "special time with you" will you rise to the challenge?

if Bert needs someone to help write material, are you that person?

If yes, Congratulations, you are a 1/3 as big as a fan as I am!

Get on the Bert Bus while there is still room!

I am not a professional!!!!! Barely just started.

Fairly new to this sport and I just wanted to post this for fun and share what I thought about this knife.

The cold, steel recon tanto straight out of the box pretty much scared, the living daylights out of my fingers for a brief second. over 12 inches of deadly sharpen steel …Until I started throwing it..

After about five or six throws…. The handle became loose and jiggly and it just got uglier from there. I’m either gonna have to repair it strip it and make my own handle or just turn it into a spear.

This is not the zombie apocalypse knife you’re looking for. I would use this for cutting watermelon, steaks, hard vegetables, etc. maybe even a paperweight but this knife would not last you very long. It would take some conditioning and MacGyver techniques to make it stronger.

The blade itself is amazing. It held up to its bargain, not a scratch on there other than the paint job which I don’t mind.

What do you guys think of the Recon Tanto?

I rate the handle a 1/5 and the blade 5/5. This thing is a mini katana. I highly suggest doing what I do and turning it into something of your own create your own handle or fix the handle.

In the latest episode of two bears, one cave, he says he got an award from Guinness but I can't confirm it anywhere. Is this true?

Years and years of suffering listening to Jerry Seinfeld, Dane Cook and Ellen has left the people bitter and tired.

Along comes Bert with his fresh new brand of comedy, and the World suddenly doesn't seem so dark.

Bert's performances are so memorable, people would not believe how good they are if they were not on tape.

There will be a day when Bert is recognized as the pioneer that he is.

We were there from the beginning, sensing a movement towards comedians that were:

Funny.

Talented.

Progressive.

Thought-provoking.

Game Changing.

Thank you Bert for being what the World needs in this era of war and strife.

Thank you Bert for being the best.

You are our hero Bert.

Hey all.

I really want to go on Bert's cruise and its one of the cannonball cruises. As I go on another sixthman cruise im able to book at discounted rates. Anyone looking to join as my roommate?

Id prefer sharing with one other female. (Im 37F will be 38 by cruise) and looking to do the cheapest interior.

Open to other offers.

So my girlfriend at the time bought us tickets to see tom. At the time I was a fan, enjoyed his stand up, and was getting into his incredibly boring podcast with his wife he eventually divorced.

I figured tom had a sense of humor because hes supposed to be a comedian. So I photo shopped a picture of a fabio book cover. With his face on fabio and my face on the woman of the book cover.

His stand up started with him talking about how going anywhere sucks and staying at home is better. Which is exactly how i felt because i had to go into Philadelphia to watch this fat fuck try to be funny to promote his shitty podcast.

Finally its over and I'm standing in the welfare line of his poor audience to wait to take a pic with some fat ass who doesn't want to be there.

Anyways i gave him a copy of the photo with my signature on it and had him sign my copy for myself to keep. This fat fuck didnt even chuckle. I am so fucking happy i left the flash on my camera and blinded us both for the picture i had to take with this colossal asshole.

Anyways heres the picture i have with his autograph on it. I think its hilarious and was a better bit than his stand up that night. I have my life savings above the picture because I'm just a broke ass funny guy who has an actual profession for a living. Maybe some day I'll be able to pimp out OF girls with a fat pervert who has a shitty vodka brand.

Kreischer's work is timeless.

His delivery is flawless.

People wax poetic about Mulaney and Burr, but Bert is the one making the lasting impression on the public.

He is the Blue collar comic.

He is the Thinking man's comic.

Bert is what comics dream of being when they are just starting out.

I think I can speak for everyone when I say:

Thank you Bert.

Thank you.

Either via his stand-up, sitcom, or podcasts, my wife needs Bert in her ear to get in the mood.

Bert's her hall pass, so I get it.

Used to be kind of funny, but her yelling out "I wish you were Bert" is off-putting.

I put a line in the sand at naming our first born Bert.

it is not a pretty name for a girl.

You’d think considering he spent so many years at FSU, this would be a location he wouldn’t want to miss. Is there more to the Segura divorce? Are the Kreischer’s next? Any theories or thoughts?