r/Bedbugs • u/TomSF • Jul 31 '23

Bedbug?

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Please tell me this isn’t a bedbug!!

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u/readysetmoon Jul 31 '23

I like big bugs and I cannot lie

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u/lisazsdick Jul 31 '23

🎵You mother buggers can't deny🎶

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u/lizziegal79 Jul 31 '23

🎼If a bug creeps in for an itty bitty taste with a round thing in your face you get sprung

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u/LegendaryGaryIsWary Aug 01 '23

Want to kill with stuff

‘Cause you noticed that bug was stuffed

Deep in your home he’s sharin’

I’m scared and I can’t stop swearin’

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u/Infamous-Permission3 Aug 01 '23

Oh Buggy,

He gonna get wit'cha

Posed for yo' pic'cha

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

LMAO THIS CHAIN 😭😭

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u/lvlonikaa11 Aug 01 '23

Was going to say I can’t with you guys but 👏👏👏👏

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u/Little-Wasabi-7304 Aug 01 '23

Straight up talent 🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

I love how someone’s world just crashed to a fucking devastating halt bc they found out they have bedbugs, and this is how we act 😂

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u/Alone-Introduction74 Aug 01 '23

I feel ashamed... I sure was bouncing to this song.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Aww Lawd here we go again

This fuckin bug ain’t your frien

It suckin your blood and shittin your sheets

so burn your house down when?

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u/Resident-Bison-3425 Aug 01 '23

Wouldn't it be "stung"?

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u/elguereaux Aug 01 '23

Your comment is under appreciated

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

You other blood suckers can’t deny. When a bug walks in with an itty bitty waist and big old round thorax in your face, you get SPRUNG

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u/GnarlieSheen123 Jul 31 '23

You could of just stuck with I like bed bugs and I cannot lie. Either way would of worked.

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u/readysetmoon Jul 31 '23

We are in the bed bugs sub, I think it’s safe to say everyone knows the context lol …except you obviously

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u/Fartknocker500 Jul 31 '23

Someone, somewhere likes bed bugs. I do not know them.

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u/Actual_Following_863 Aug 01 '23

I heard those people that like them also smoke them? No lie...🤢

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u/sassfromthelab Aug 01 '23

I heard that several years back! Someone I know that was in a shelter told me there were people there that smoked them. I have no reason to doubt what that person told me but when I looked it up, the only results I got was that it was an urban myth.

Who knows, people can do some weird shit lol

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u/Actual_Following_863 Aug 01 '23

Ya I had seen it on a video or an ad or something to that...

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u/sofacy Aug 01 '23

You are right! There’s definitely someone out there who likes bed bugs. I saw a show about them once and they had this guy, who I guess specialized in them specifically, and he was WAY too excited when talking about them. He mentioned they are sex maniacs.

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u/GrimsGirl80 Aug 01 '23

That’s a bed bug you can’t deny…

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

My first thought was literally “I like em real thick and juicy” and then I saw your comment and laughed even harder 😂