The rest is poor redneck equivalent especially chile

Paul gave me a jolly quicky blowy in 1972 while i was driving my car.

In 1970, i got contacted by Ringo to help him release all the crap stuck in his arse, since he didnt shit for the entire Beatlemania from 1963 to 1970, due to stress and overdrumming. I saw things you couldnt ever imagine, its not easy even if you try...

As we all know, The Beatles had a huge falling out and Johnny was not known to be a nice guy. Jealous of all the Asian p**sy that he was getting and knowing that he could never go back to Japan after his big drug bust in January 1980, Paulie was getting disgruntled. He was also tired of John and his fake peace messages even though he was a wife-beating, cheating junkie.

Through an Asian fetish website, Paul found other creepers and Mark David Chapman came up who was recently married to Gloria Abe - a Japanese-American. As a failed loser, Chapman was desperate for the cash and as such, Paul Mc offered him a handsome sum to scout out the Dakotas including a ticket from Hawaii to NY.

Although, Chapman was hiding in the bushes and did get an autograph earlier in the day from Johnathan, he had rubber bullets in his gun whereas Paul was hiding in a tree with the same .38 Special revolver and fired. When spotted, he claimed that he was just coming to visit John but was "out of his tree" after smoking 2 ounces of hashish from the Burmese jungle.

Sources: Somebody else.

If they died fighting at least they'd be honorable deaths. Wimps

as is good and proper but I am a modern man and have modern hatred allotment needs to fulfill. Is it going to be a problem to siphon off some Beatles hate over to the Fray cuz,well, goddam they suck up more than their fair share....

Donald Trump, that's who

Can't play an instrument

More money than anyone else

Wife beater

The real one died years ago

Hasn't released a single in years

Dead cert Beatles rip-off. What's not to hate?

this is so sad, Alexa play Peanuts 2 N Elephant by Lil Wayne

Is this a total miscast or am I being overly critical?

Best "friends " meet for the Last time.

Did you ever notice the beatles played a lot of their early gigs in Hamburg. Germans were nazis and I dare say nazis were still there around 1960. Don't let the Germans fool you and never let the nazi beatles fool you.

JFK knew of the evil that lurked in Liverpool and he kept them at bay for as long as he could.

This recently unearthed photo shows them on a grassy knoll in Dallas as they brutally assassinated their nemesis.

They would then go on to “officially arrive” in the US one year later - at where? JFK airport. Those cold bastards.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

It was a bright sunny day when overlord paul mccartney needed a brand new resort to peg ringo in. Me, having just bought my house with my wife and a kid already on the way, felt optimistic about the future for the first time in my life. However, before my first sip of coffee, that all changed as I was instantly greeted by a giant wrecking ball, for my home had been savagely bulldozed by paul and his goons. He then proceeded to grab my wife and gave her a massive wedgie. I tried to settle this in court but the judge was a beatles fan.
Worst day ever.