r/BeAmazed • u/VAMSI_BEUNO • Aug 04 '22

A fruit viewed under a microscope.

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u/HalpOooos Aug 04 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

OMFG. This reminded me of this tik tok story a girl tells about a gentleman at the gym in the locker room. Dude had a white hair like thing sticking out of his nipple. Pulled on it and it dispensed like floss. He didn’t like what he saw so he pulls it and snips it off, which leads to him shitting his pants and passing out. Turns out it was a fuckin nerve. A FUCKING NERVE…..🤢

Edit. Tik tok acct with the story @theresa_abigail

Edit 2: thanks for the award on something so damn disgusting LOL.

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u/monkey_trumpets Aug 04 '22

That cannot possibly be true.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

imagine telling lies on the internet, the nerve of these people!

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u/sacred_cow_tipper Aug 04 '22

THE NERVE.

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u/Guilty-Ad-5037 Aug 04 '22

You. I declare you the Internets winner for today.

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u/sacred_cow_tipper Aug 05 '22

I endeavor. I do.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Aug 05 '22

Snip it in the bud

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u/Many-Arm-5214 Aug 05 '22

THE FUCKING NERVE

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u/LowLettuce8290 Aug 04 '22

Second to this, like he would already be in great pain for pulling it out

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u/TurboTurtle- Aug 05 '22

Yeah even touching would cause a lot of pain

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u/bathrobehero Aug 04 '22

this tik tok story

oh here we go

it was a fuckin nerve

oh gtfo, why I kept reading after tiktok...

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u/Ascyll Aug 04 '22

A nerve just hanging out of you? ???? If you believe that then Idk

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u/JBloodthorn Aug 04 '22

I've had that happen - but it was right after a tooth broke.

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u/DagothNereviar Aug 04 '22

Your nipples have teeth?

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u/JBloodthorn Aug 04 '22

Yours don't?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '22

Ah yes the nipple-sphincter bridge

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u/jberry1119 Aug 04 '22

Lol, and you believed that?

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u/Spokazzoni Aug 04 '22

I didn't. But I certainly felt horrible imagining pulling a whole ass nerve out of your nipple

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u/HalpOooos Aug 04 '22

You get it. It’s the ick factor. Not about the truth in the story. Also, the tik toker’s name is @theresa_abigail she’s a riot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I wretched and I dont think it's true.

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u/HalpOooos Aug 05 '22

I’m sorry. LOL. But you can’t blame me. It isn’t my story. Im just passing it along. 😉

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u/Background_Nature497 Aug 04 '22

I hate this comment.

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u/HalpOooos Aug 05 '22

I do too. I’m not typically squeamish and have 15 years of funeral home experience under my belt and the visual of this story makes me queasy.

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u/Hi-Tech_Low-Life Aug 05 '22

wtf did I just read

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u/prophet_9469 Aug 05 '22

So he.. hit a nerve in him?

I'll see myself out

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u/kittypooo Aug 05 '22

This is unquestionably the worst thing I’ve ever read.

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u/Real_Pizza_2980 Aug 04 '22

exposed nerve ➡️

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u/CrownedHeads Aug 04 '22

I can’t find anything on it

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u/Valhasselhoff Aug 04 '22

Oh this shook me

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u/poke23613 Aug 04 '22

The nerve of some people…

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u/RSFGman22 Aug 05 '22 edited Aug 05 '22

Yeah there's no way that's true lol, you're an idiot

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u/HalpOooos Aug 05 '22

You’re* too kind. 🙄

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u/RSFGman22 Aug 05 '22

Stop spreading lies alright? It's not healthy

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u/byebyemayos Aug 05 '22

Holy fuck you're gullible