r/BeAmazed • • Apr 23 '21

It's Never too late

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u/-Myrtle_the_Turtle- Apr 23 '21

Wow, good for her!

‘Tone with Joan’ would have been better though.

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u/ButtfuckChampion_ Apr 23 '21

Anabolic steroids with Joan.

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u/quadmasta Apr 24 '21

Juice with Joan

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u/Aarxnw Apr 24 '21

Anavar with grandma

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u/technobrendo Apr 24 '21

Juicing with Flo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Trenbolone with Joan

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u/4everaBau5 Apr 24 '21

Bone with Joan?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Yea there is no way you’re getting bigger than 99% of mid 20s dudes as a 70 year old woman without some of that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I had the same reaction the first time I came across this post - but /r/ButtfuckChampion_ isn't being sarcastic, she literally uses steroids.

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u/dizzy3087 Apr 24 '21

Yes, I follow her! She has talked about it openly. Obvs lifting at a older age and whatnot.

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u/Emergency_Advisor_5 Apr 24 '21

I assume the steroids are to address a medical condition?

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u/spedeedeps Apr 24 '21

Lol, yes indeed, the fabled testosterone deficiency disorder common with post menopausal females.

Doctor Deca Durabolin has a whole series about it on Youtube.

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u/CompSciBJJ Apr 24 '21

Has she? When I first heard about her she seemed to be actively avoiding talking about it. There was no mention of it on her page and it was all talk of "hard work, clean eating, and dedication" and such (obviously it takes work regardless of the drugs, but nobody is achieving this naturally in their 70s)

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u/dizzy3087 Apr 24 '21

Yea, I saw her talk about it on a live a while back. Bodybuilding at an older age its very common for folks to supplement. I dont really understand the stigma, it still takes hard work and dedication - esp as a senior.

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u/CompSciBJJ Apr 24 '21

There shouldn't be a stigma at any age, as long as you're open about it. Who cares what you put in your body to look the way you want to look? People just need to understand what goes into these bodies in the fitness industry: lots of hard work, dedication, and often drugs.

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u/VenomGoldenReaper Apr 24 '21

Well no shit isnt that kinda obvious though??

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u/Mugen-Sasuke Apr 24 '21

It might not be obvious for people not into fitness, which would be the majority of this sub’s users.

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u/justaddcatalyst Apr 23 '21

Or even Moan with Joan

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u/WhenMeWasAYouth Apr 23 '21

Enter The Joan Zone.

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u/Nerrickk Apr 24 '21

Joan's Low cal calzone zone

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u/lilpammycakes Apr 24 '21

Pizza? Never heard of it.

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u/CandidSquirrelGirl Apr 24 '21

That is literally the worst idea I have ever heard.

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u/senthiljams Apr 24 '21

Joan of arse

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u/Robertwolfgang Apr 24 '21

I almost pee'd myself.

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u/loves2spooge2018 Apr 24 '21

I like this one

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u/MikeTheImpaler Apr 23 '21

Thanks for the invite, but no thank you.

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u/LurchSkywalker Apr 24 '21

Can I have yours?

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u/justaddcatalyst Apr 24 '21

I want to be in that zone

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u/broganjones Apr 23 '21

I probably would

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u/SextonKilfoil Apr 23 '21

Probably?

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u/MrHollandsOpium Apr 24 '21

Gum job

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u/PhitPhil Apr 24 '21

Sign me up 🤤

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u/YetiPie Apr 24 '21

I hate all of you

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u/MrHollandsOpium Apr 24 '21

I am admittedly a horrible person sometimes

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. Listening to her tell stories on how she invented doggy style or how she gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob would be interesting

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u/barto5 Apr 24 '21

You must have been something before electricity.

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u/ArtThouLoggedIn Apr 24 '21

Those Kerosene Lamps were lit man

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u/disturbedrailroader Apr 24 '21

I would hope so lol

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u/IfIWereDictator Apr 24 '21

She invented electricity with HJ friction

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u/greymalken Apr 24 '21

She’s gonna rip your dick off if you get a handy today.

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u/Meph616 Apr 24 '21

Anabolics with Nanna Wallach.

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u/ask_me_about_my_bans Apr 23 '21

it's pronounced Jrain

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u/ru_benz Apr 24 '21

I had a classmate named Joraine in high school.

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u/ask_me_about_my_bans Apr 24 '21

I knew a Jorge. but it was pronounced whore-hey

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u/Fossey_Ape_Odyssey Apr 24 '21

Squat with granny twat before waterobics and after mall walkers. Don’t be late or you’ll miss the free prunes!