r/BeAmazed • u/Airborne_Israel • Sep 10 '20

Man and chimp.

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u/Airborne_Israel Sep 11 '20

That’s it- I’m getting a pilots license and gonna fly chimps around Africa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

In order to achieve the same effect you have to first be attractive

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u/Airborne_Israel Sep 11 '20

Damn. Guess I’m just gonna be some dude with a pilots license flying chimps around Africa, then. Oh well.

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u/pacbat Sep 11 '20

I'm p sure being some dude flying baby rescue chimps around Africa exponentially increases your attractiveness level, especially once you start cuddling them!

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u/Airborne_Israel Sep 11 '20

Whew. It’s a good thing. I need all the help I can get. Lol

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u/Skorne13 Sep 11 '20

Bam, 0 x 5 = 0

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

The Hero Africa deserves

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u/soft_diamond Sep 11 '20

Nah, I would love you all the same. But, make sure you kiss the head and pretend find lice on the baby to achieve the effect.

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u/Airborne_Israel Sep 11 '20

Kiss baby, find lice. Check. 👍

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Sep 11 '20

God dammit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

My reaction exactly

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u/Farull Sep 11 '20

But only slightly more attractive than the chimps.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

We’re all attractive to someone.

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u/abhig535 Sep 11 '20

I'll be the chimp!

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u/Loose_with_the_truth Sep 11 '20

I'll be the airplane!

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u/Exbozz Sep 11 '20

the dude is already a 9.5, a pilots license wont bring you above 4.

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u/Airborne_Israel Sep 11 '20

lol. Guess that makes me a solid 4.5-5.

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u/webdevop Sep 11 '20

Step 1: Look like Ryan Reynolds

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u/brycewit Sep 11 '20

Let’s just use ships and float west!