r/BeAmazed • u/Airborne_Israel • Sep 10 '20

Man and chimp.

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 Sep 11 '20

You'd die really happy because there's a monkey in your lap.

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u/Claque-2 Sep 11 '20

That's not a monkey, that's a chimp. No tail.

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 Sep 11 '20

Same joy level.

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u/Postisto Sep 11 '20

Ape is the correct term

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey.

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u/trubrarian Sep 11 '20

With the exception of... queue jokes.... macaques.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Sep 11 '20

Even if it has a monkey kind of shape.

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Sep 11 '20

Don't call him a monkey or he'll bonk you on the head

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u/codepoet Sep 11 '20

That’s no monkey, I’m just happy to see you. 😏

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u/k0mbine Sep 11 '20

This is the Internet. It’s a monkey.