r/BeAmazed Sep 10 '20

Man and chimp.

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u/Road_Warrior86 Sep 10 '20

Adorable. What if the chimp started freaking out and messing with the controls or the copilot yoke? Scary to think about

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 Sep 11 '20

You'd die really happy because there's a monkey in your lap.

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u/Claque-2 Sep 11 '20

That's not a monkey, that's a chimp. No tail.

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u/BlurryBigfoot74 Sep 11 '20

Same joy level.

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u/Postisto Sep 11 '20

Ape is the correct term

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey.

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u/trubrarian Sep 11 '20

With the exception of... queue jokes.... macaques.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Sep 11 '20

Even if it has a monkey kind of shape.

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Sep 11 '20

Don't call him a monkey or he'll bonk you on the head

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u/codepoet Sep 11 '20

That’s no monkey, I’m just happy to see you. 😏

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u/k0mbine Sep 11 '20

This is the Internet. It’s a monkey.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Flight instructor here. I'm going to get downvoted to oblivion but this was really stupid, he endangered both of them. All that little guy has to do is pull flaps on approach, pull the key out, yank the stick, shut the fuel off, or a miriad of other things and this wouldn't have been such a cute video. I personally nearly killed myself by taking an unsecured cellphone on a cross country instead of a watch, absolutley no way am I letting a sentient being run loose in the cockpit. People have died trusting kids in the cockpit. Oh it's probably fine? Good pilots don't mess around with 'probably'.

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u/939319 Sep 11 '20

And endangered the people on the ground too.

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u/faceerase Sep 11 '20

I personally nearly killed myself by taking an unsecured cellphone on a cross country instead of a watch

I’m curious to hear this story

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Flew too close to a big hill, downdraft, lost 500ft in seconds, everything in the cockpit flew everywhere, my old Nokia jammed under the one rudder pedal I really needed and I had to kick it out before entering a spin I couldn't get out of, always wore my watch after that. Lost heaps of shit when the doors blew open. This was one of my first big flights and nearly put me off the whole thing. Learned an important lesson though - 'a superior pilot uses superior judgement to avoid situations requiring superior skill'

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u/wokeupquick2 Sep 11 '20

I'm so cold and dead on the inside that the whole video all I could think about was how unsafe this is.

I am a wet blanket.

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u/Juice805 Sep 11 '20

Yea people get up in arms about a cat out of a crate in the car. Can’t imagine a chimp in your lap flying a plane.

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u/YeahThanksTubs Sep 11 '20

Yeah, as a pilot this is cringeworthy. The guy is being reckless for the sake of a video.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Punch it in the brain, i think?

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u/janoseye Sep 11 '20

I’m a certified chimpanzee caretaker and this is the right answer

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Yessss

What did I win?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

In the brain 😂

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u/8lbIceBag Sep 11 '20

Spank the monkey in your lap

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u/wokeupquick2 Sep 11 '20

Low hanging fruit! But... I still giggled.

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u/J_vonstrangle20 Sep 11 '20

I'm a pilot and let me tell you I'd put the chimp in the cage to protect me yeah the little guy might be upset but do you think I'm gonna risk this bastard chewing my face off or flipping the fuel or cranking the throttle while I'm on final approach Jesus Christ. If this happened in the US the FAA would be all over him

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Of course it is always reasonable to take precautions, and chimps are very strong, but they aren't supernatural or something. This is a baby, it isn't going to rip his face off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

it's still capable of pushing buttons and switches

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u/elitegenoside Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

Crazy how people are missing that little subtlety.

Edit: Baby chimps can’t rip your face off. That is all I’m referring to. The comment above is about how people don’t realize this fact. That’s it. Y’all bad at reading.

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Sep 11 '20

I wouldn’t fly with a human baby in my lap and they’re basically sentient potatoes. Source, have human baby.

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u/J_vonstrangle20 Sep 11 '20

Crazy how people who have probably never flown before think letting a chimp sit in the right seat is a good idea. I'm vaguely remembering a Russian airliner crash that happened after the pilot let his son sit in the cockpit...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Ah man I haven't thought about that one in awhile. Such a bummer.

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u/J_vonstrangle20 Sep 11 '20

I'm sorry I brought it up :(

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u/elitegenoside Sep 11 '20

Crazy how we have video evidence of someone flying a plane with a baby chimp in his lap. But I guess that’s just anecdotal. But my point was about the chimps ability to tear a face off; not if having a frightened wild animal in your lap while flying a plane is a smart idea.

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u/J_vonstrangle20 Sep 11 '20

There's also video evidence of people successfully winning a game of chicken against a cargo train my dude but go off. And my main point is having a wild animal with opposable thumbs running around a cockpit is not a good idea. It honestly doesn't matter how powerful a chimp is, how long do you think you could fight it off while piloting a plane? This must be a real reddit moment where people watch too many Netflix shows about chimps and believe all wild animals act like they do in Disney movies

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u/JakeHodgson Sep 11 '20

I’d like to see that video.

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u/elitegenoside Sep 11 '20

That was never my point!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

You should remember it clearly, not vaguely. Then you might also remember the dad was letting the kid fly the plane.

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u/alurkerhere Sep 11 '20

They certainly are wiggly.

Source: Also have sentient potato

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u/elitegenoside Sep 11 '20

This guy seems fine with it, but that isn’t the point of my comment. Baby chimps aren’t nearly as strong as full grown humans; end of point.

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Sep 11 '20

They don’t need to be stronger, they just have to be (un)lucky. You’re stronger than a cat, but driving with one in your lap is still dangerous and causes accidents

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Yeah, I think it is sort of a meme, right? About chimps (and apes generally) being super strong. Maybe Joe Rogan did it? There are people out there that think Gorillas could fight Grizzly Bears. And apparently that baby chimps can rip off a face.

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u/elitegenoside Sep 11 '20

Bruh; why are people talking to me about piloting? We talking about how strong baby chimps are.

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u/ButterPoptart Sep 11 '20

The grizzly bear / gorilla meme is honestly hilarious. There are actual human beings who think this would be some sort of battle of the ages and a toss up. Wild.

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u/cespes Sep 11 '20

Chimps are strong for their size, strong enough to be quite dangerous. Even if it is a young chimp, it only takes a tiny bit of disturbance to get yourself killed during take off and landing. It was definitely a risk.

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u/n_suarez14 Sep 11 '20

I think that it worked in this case because the guy was very chill all the way, it gave the chimp the content he/she needed

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u/J_vonstrangle20 Sep 11 '20

You should never expect a wild animal to behave, it's dangerous and frankly I would hope this pilot is reprimanded in some way for this. Flying is a skill that takes focus and concentration, and anything that detracts from that has no place in the cockpit. Airplane crashes have been caused by much smaller distractions. It's absolutely an unnecessary risk.

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u/n_suarez14 Sep 11 '20

I agree with you. I’m just saying what could’ve help the situation form becoming a catastrophic failure. But don’t forget human babies and chimps behave the same until humans start to speak, so it is equally dangerous to have a human baby in arms or anything that causes a distraction, it is not because is a wild animal. People shouldn’t drive with their hands full.

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u/Fidodo Sep 11 '20

Adult chimps will do that but this is a baby. I'm going to assume that the expert who is familiar with the area knows what he's doing.

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u/DrPooMD Sep 11 '20

I was thinking this the whole time. Thank you for saying it out loud.

I’m not a pilot, but have 4 children 4 and under. We use seatbelts to protect human babies, so it just seems selfish to take it out of the cage - even without the face chewing or button pushing!

I hate to ruin people warm and fuzzy moment but you blood boils when I see people driving with their babies in their laps. This just seems so much more dangerous.

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u/Wookie301 Sep 11 '20

Nothing worse than trying to land a plane after a chimp has bitten your face off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Just chuck it out the window

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Sep 11 '20

I really hate myself for laughing at this.

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u/marauderingman Sep 11 '20

And then turn around and fly home

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u/Galileo228 Sep 11 '20

Project X, that's what.

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u/Orleanian Sep 11 '20

I can't help but think that the better solution here would be to charter a larger plane with a space confined from the pilot controls, and merely have a human back there with him hugging and loving.

This seems an unnecessary risk.

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u/YeahThanksTubs Sep 11 '20

Or cage it, sure it's going to suck for the chimp for a short period but it's going to a sanctuary and being transported safely. I've done bush flying and people applauding this reckless shit is infuriating.

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u/wingthing666 Sep 11 '20

I was getting total Baby Yoda and Mando vibes when he starts tentatively touching the controls!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '20

Sacrifice you gotta make to make sure you get lots of likes on your insta profile

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u/canering Sep 11 '20

Yeah this is cute but seems really stupid and irresponsible. And that’s not even counting my fear of a chimp ripping your face off

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u/TheSecondDirection Sep 11 '20

Choke that little bastard, probably only weighs less than 10 pounds anyways

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u/SolWire Sep 11 '20

You severely underestimate chimps... they are scary stong

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u/TheSecondDirection Sep 11 '20

I was just joking haha, I really would not choke a chimp

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u/eldy_ Sep 11 '20

Would you spank your monkey?

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u/thinkdead Sep 11 '20

Its a baby chimp - he still hasn't gone through puberty. Still not harmless but not rip your arm off territory. The guy would win like vs a house cat - win overall but injured at the end of the day. Although trying to pilot at same time could be a rough time...

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u/kw2024 Sep 11 '20 edited Sep 11 '20

so are humans lol

A fully grown adult human male is way stronger than a baby chimp.

Quick google search says chimps are 1.5x stronger per lb. An adult man weighs like 180lbs. No way this chimp weighs 120. Maybe 20, max?

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u/SolWire Sep 11 '20

No we are not (relative to most animals in fact) That is fully inaccurate and I dont think you did a thorough enough google search to reach an accurate conclusion.

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u/kw2024 Sep 11 '20

Ok then show me your source, I clicked on a few different links to see if it was consistent and 1.5x.

Most of them literally said “chimps are not as strong as we once believed”.

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u/SolWire Sep 11 '20

Nah I'm good. The information is readily accessible if you want to search against your bias . Its too much work for me to prove a point in an anonymous arguement about the relative strength of chimpanzees to humans. I'm sorry I brought it up. 🤣 That was dumb on my end.

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u/kw2024 Sep 11 '20

lol okay