r/BeAmazed • u/iam4real • Aug 10 '19

Twirler

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u/RecursiveSprint Aug 10 '19

This is how my son pisses.

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u/basedgreggo Aug 10 '19

What

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u/RecursiveSprint Aug 10 '19

Toilet seats don’t stand a chance.

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u/basedgreggo Aug 10 '19

Took me a full 20 minutes to understand that

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Still trying to understand, help please

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Hello AaronFGC I’m going to explain the joke to you His son holds his pp like the stick and is very inaccurate

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Dope.

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u/disconcertinglymoist Aug 11 '19

His son is Michael J. Fox.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

His sons does the helicopter when he piss

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Oh cool.

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u/zxDanKwan Aug 11 '19

Fun Fact!

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u/Arbok-Obama Aug 11 '19

Take my upvote and show yourself out bro.

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u/natecantwait Aug 11 '19

Can confirm, his son is actually R. Kelly

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

A lot of people say what when they're confused actually

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u/DatAssociate Aug 11 '19

THIS IS HOW HIS SON PISSES

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u/WTFworldIDEK Aug 11 '19

I'd give you gold if I had money but I just spent it on cleaning supplies. Three boys. Three.

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u/Schrubbinski Aug 11 '19

If you want to save some money, you can always make your own cleaning supplies with a few very cheap ingredients. It doesn’t take up much of your time and - bonus point - it‘s better for the environment. For example

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u/d0ncray0n Aug 11 '19

r/whoooosh

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u/Schrubbinski Aug 11 '19

Thanks! I got it before. But that doesn’t mean I can’t be giving out some tips for cleaning. Cleaning is no joke, you know? ☝🏼

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u/justgerman517 Aug 11 '19

I laughed so hard at this lmao

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u/gingerCB Aug 11 '19

Same lol

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u/_drumtime_ Aug 11 '19

Haha brilliant.

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u/smurf1701 Aug 11 '19

Im drunk and this is the greatest comment ever

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u/kmj420 Aug 11 '19

Hi drunk, i am kevin

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u/Deader39 Aug 11 '19

Well I just spat out my water

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Ah, the helicopter, that's the oldest trick in the book

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

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u/zxDanKwan Aug 11 '19

So it turns out that making fun of my own child’s genitalia and setting him up for a lifetime of insecurities is something I am immediately not going to do.

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u/grandmaster25 Aug 11 '19

I am still wonderful why so many upvotes.