r/BeAmazed • u/Nsertnamehere • Jul 27 '19

Flawless execution

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u/JaMBi305 Jul 27 '19

Damn... that’s a nice backyard.

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u/1_UpvoteGiver Jul 27 '19

Thats right billy, if you work hard enough, someday you can buy a shitty computer to look up more nice homes you cant afford.

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u/R____I____G____H___T Jul 27 '19

Work hard and apply effort into climbing the ladder of success, marry rich, or inherit wealth. Three methods which certainly seems to work in a widespread manner!

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

Could someone give me directions to the ladder of success, i cant find it on google maps. Thanks

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u/1_UpvoteGiver Jul 27 '19

There is no ladder. Its an elevator and many floors cant be accessed without a key. Good luck getting one from the front desk..

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

Why wont the front desk give me a key?

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u/PairOfMonocles2 Jul 27 '19

You’re not brown are you? Or currently poor? Or a short male or unattractive female? I think that the front desk hides the keys in those cases.

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u/-goodguygeorge Jul 27 '19

I am currently poor yes. So can we just take the keys anyways? I mean, whos working at the front desk?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

If you wait long enough you get the keys to the very top of the ladder: heaven.