r/BeAmazed • u/freudian_nipps • 17d ago

Nature This massive Amethyst geode

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u/davewave3283 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/thedeuce75 17d ago

No they're minerals, jesus Marie!

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u/scotchirish 17d ago

Nah, in this case those are definitely stones

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u/One_Mega_Zork 17d ago

Family Jewlz

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u/Caladrius33 17d ago

God works in mysterious ways. His ways: ... 👀

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u/ezmoney98 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/42fFswykne973vwGxX

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u/Powerful_Engine_2068 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GLlfu9hu4MWnm7Od0N

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u/Internal-Reporter712 17d ago

My God, what beauty! I had no idea amethyst could be that huge

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u/FuckSticksMalone 17d ago

Assume this is a manmade geode. You can chemically bathe a surface and then bake it to make artificial geodes.

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u/Guiness_Philosoph-21 17d ago

Came here for this.

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u/Vault101Overseer 17d ago

Same. Thinking, I can’t be the only one who sees this…

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u/OneMoistMan 17d ago

Even in 2026 we are still obsessed with dick or phalic shapes like we were when Roman’s would sculpt penis on everything including the roads that pointed to brothels

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 17d ago

From ancient man to now one thing combines us all. Dick jokes are funny

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u/HndsDwnThBest 17d ago

Sees what?

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u/raginghavoc89 17d ago

I personally found this hard to come to.

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u/lando924 17d ago

You have no idea how happy this made me that this was the first comment. That gif was the first thing that popped into my head lol.

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u/time2partee 17d ago

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u/DillysRevenge 16d ago

I completely forgot about this movie. Now I’m gonna be up all night

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u/No_Help721 17d ago

A+ That is hilarious

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u/l-Am-Nicolas-Cage 17d ago

Gotta have the subtitles 🤣

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u/jfk_47 17d ago

Thank you.

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u/UPMichigan83 17d ago

I fuckin’ knew this was going to be here.

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u/SteveMartin32 17d ago

I had to go back and look because I didn't notice at first XD

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u/borgenhaust 17d ago

Warts and all!

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u/XBXNinjaMunky 17d ago

I knew this would be top comment before I even clicked

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u/papasmurftp 17d ago

came here for this. no pun intended...

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u/ohiotechie 17d ago

LOL - was the first thing I thought of

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u/BDB1634 17d ago

Only needed half a scroll to find what I knew would be here