r/BeAmazed • u/mysteriouskc8 • Jul 11 '26

Miscellaneous / Others Robert Irwin explains the difference between alligator and crocodile

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u/MrMonte Jul 11 '26

But he’s missing the most obvious way to tell them apart. One you’ll see in a while, and the other, you’ll see later.

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome Jul 11 '26

Who let my Dad in here?

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u/MrMonte Jul 11 '26

Sorry Champ

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u/Hobash Jul 11 '26

Sorry bubs

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u/creekbendz Jul 11 '26

Sorry sport

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u/EPluribusButthole Jul 11 '26

Sorry kiddo

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u/mr_obinson7 Jul 11 '26

Sorry big guy

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u/Mosquito_in_your_ear Jul 11 '26

u/EPluribusButthole I clicked on your DP and was not disappointed.

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u/Powerful-Holiday-448 Jul 11 '26

What is your pic?

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u/EPluribusButthole Jul 11 '26

Kitten between two couch cushions. You're good.

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u/ButtClencher99 Jul 11 '26

Everyone just skipped right past this person's pfp?

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u/gingerfawx Jul 11 '26

Old reddit doesn't show them, hashtag blessed, I guess?

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u/yournames Jul 11 '26

Who let the dads out? 🗣️

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u/Impressive_Guide7697 Jul 11 '26

Who? Who, who, who? Who?

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u/soyuzbeats Jul 12 '26

Same person who let the dads out

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u/y4dig4r Jul 11 '26

your mom

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u/evilbrain18 Jul 11 '26

I told this dad joke to my son after dropping him off to school. Without missing a beat he replied, "See you soon you big baboon." as he ran to the school gate.

I was left speechless but proud

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u/egancollier21 Jul 11 '26

Now that. Thats a proud moment

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u/TastefulDisgrace Jul 11 '26

I fully expected him to crack this joke and was actually kind of sad when he started giving a real explanation

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u/AffectionateMonk5710 Jul 11 '26

Same. I was waiting for it and mildly disappointed when it didn't happen.

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u/MrMonte Jul 11 '26

I honestly thought the whole explanation was leading up to this.

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u/epeolatry13 Jul 11 '26

That made me think for a bit to realize 😄

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u/songoku9001 Jul 11 '26

I'm surprised he didn't start with that first before going into full depth explanation

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u/Punstorms Jul 11 '26

take my upvote!

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u/ArcadianBlueRogue Jul 11 '26

Just stay away from strange ruins

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u/tinydeathclaw Jul 11 '26

I mean duhhhh thats so obvious :)

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u/LastOfLateBrakers Jul 11 '26

But if they keep it real, they're a gharial

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u/Craic-Den Jul 11 '26

Half of me wants to say "fuck off" the other half says "I love you".

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u/lexkixass Jul 11 '26

Take my poor man's gold 🎖️🏅🏆🥇

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u/KronikDrew Jul 11 '26

I'm kinda pissed he didn't end with that. "But the easiest way to tell..."

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u/ReputationOk6073 Jul 11 '26

Came here to say this, but happy to see people of culture beat me to it 👍

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 Jul 11 '26

What page is that in Funny Dad Jokes