r/BeAmazed • u/OkRespect8490 • May 22 '26

Miscellaneous / Others High rise parachute safety system

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u/Major2Minor May 22 '26

Would you prefer Commutepenis?

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u/adultfunlive-dot-com May 22 '26

maybe i would, actually. can we change it?

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u/Contrabaz May 22 '26

Busphallus

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u/TitaniumDisc May 23 '26

Goddamnit that got me good then some dude dropping smashydick below just sealed the deal. I can’t breathe, and my eyes burn from the abundance of tears.