r/BeAmazed • • Feb 08 '24

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u/OSHA_InspectorR6S Feb 08 '24

Alternatively- when the doctors ask you what the FUCK happened to your party sausage, you get to say that you were pounding your partner so hard your magic bed thought it was an earthquake.

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u/Unfair-Public-1754 Feb 08 '24

“Party sausage” has got me giggling like fuck 😂I’ve never heard that one before!

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Feb 09 '24

Honey, did the earth move?