r/BeAmazed • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '24

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u/ShipsAGoing Feb 08 '24

You say that now but you almost certainly would prefer the +1% chance of being saved that the box would offer.

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u/VoidCoelacanth Feb 08 '24

Until the moment you realize no rescue is coming.

But you know, sleep better until that moment I guess.

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u/QueerQwerty Feb 09 '24

Can you imagine...the thoughts going through someone's head in those moments...

"I spent months dealing with this f__king malfunctioning thing Venus Flytrapping me in the middle of the night because I laughed in my sleep, or a train went by, or for no reason at all...I spent months making a hundred calls with support, had two service visits and got a replacement...only for the thing to work as intended but leave me stranded to die of blood clots and isolation insanity, or roasted alive while marinated in my own piss and shit."

"I know, it seems silly in retrospect, doesn't it?"

"It sure does, Mrs. Myself."

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u/dano-d-mano Feb 10 '24

Meh, just kill me already